To fuck or to cook?

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

I know the problem. One option is to tell those cookie-bringing fuckers to step off your corner (ho). Another is to fight fire with fire, and do some sort of flambe dessert that blows their cookies off the table.

The cookies should actually be the dessert and I like munching on them the rest of the night so I'd never suggest people not bring them. (Not to mention that I'm one of the cookie bringing fuckers.)

And I won't be in the mood for anything involved enough to blow the cookies off the table.

A crisp or clafouti would be tasty** but I prefer to eat them warm and will be driving 1-1/2 hours after working part of the day so that could be problematic.