Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

I heard of someone who could fuck up a wet dream. This -- fucking up TITS -- trumps that.

Some might say it's because Sebby is an ass man. Others might say it's because Sebby is an ass, man.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Secret "Sexual Health" sale.

http://www.vitacost.com/productresults.aspx?N=1303030

I had never heard of numbing candies for deep throat enhancement. I wonder if they're more effective than handcuffs.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Please welcome Ariel Meredith.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...postcount=1470

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...postcount=1471

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...postcount=1472

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...postcount=1473

TM

She's pretty enough to ignore the wildly silly incongruent name.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Some might say it's because Sebby is an ass man.

I absolutely am. But I'm not the one talking about frying it in butter and putting it on top of a steak.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I had never heard of numbing candies for deep throat enhancement. I wonder if they're more effective than handcuffs.

You sure you didn't mean roofies there?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

She's pretty enough to ignore the wildly silly incongruent name.

I don't know. The name really fucks it up for me.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Huh. The "Triple O" looks sort of interesting.

Been there. Meh. "So this is what it must feel like to masturbate during a spat of delirium tremens?"*

(*Yes, I know it's for the woman, not the man. She seemed to find it stimulating, but nothing spectacular.)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by pony_trekker

The password to the other one is autosaved in the browser of several of my devices except one and I can't remember it.

And, I accidentally sent my boss an email from Court from this sock's email address so tend not to use it.

There, are you bored yet?

Was the email about a discovery motion? If so, what issue? And who won?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I absolutely am. But I'm not the one talking about frying it in butter and putting it on top of a steak.

Go on...

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

She's pretty enough to ignore the wildly silly incongruent name.

Name?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Go on...

My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

[pony_trekker]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Was the email about a discovery motion? If so, what issue? And who won?

No. What's a discovery motion? Sounds like something kids talk about when they are trying to play lawyer.

I get all my discovery from this guy. He gets the papers before they are shredded and leaves no fingerprints.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

turns to oooh after a few Kamikazes trust me.

I know better than to doubt the wisdom of your experience!

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Our household has a Wii, and I am thinking about delighting the Wee Slothrops by getting them another [gaming system] for Festivus. Which one should I get?

I'll sell you the lot of them for $100 plus postage.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

I understand that RT sold the log-ins for popular monikers at a silent auction some time ago. I had to outbid my Id to keep me, and also picked up "EvenOdds" and "Janet Reno's Ugly Step Sister" as Christmas* presents for friends and family. I think PLF bought "pony trekker" -- some sort of meta irony thing, I think.

*That's right, I said it.

Ah, yes. The Uppity New York White Gentile is known to get rebellious this time of the year.

There, there, Bubele.