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Old 06-12-2013, 05:17 PM   #2806
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Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth

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Bad head, in my experience, does not lead to an orgasm, no matter how long it goes on.
For a female sure. Like I've put up with "teeth scraping" head and got to it. I would not suggest a woman do the same.
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Old 06-12-2013, 05:45 PM   #2807
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For a female sure. Like I've put up with "teeth scraping" head and got to it. I would not suggest a woman do the same.
I'm starting to wonder whether you went after that skin tag with the nail clippers because you liked it.
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Old 06-12-2013, 07:26 PM   #2808
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Re: Your daddy's rich and your mama's good-looking.

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And pretty much every absurd story I have heard is from a public school.
That's cause private schools have better PR people to bury shit.
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Old 06-12-2013, 07:26 PM   #2809
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Bad head, in my experience, does not lead to an orgasm, no matter how long it goes on.
Bad head, in my experience, includes teeth marks -- and not the occasionally fun intentional kind, either.


I'm not entirely certain we are talking about precisely the same thing.


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Old 06-12-2013, 07:26 PM   #2810
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Also, bad head is worse than no head at all.
Not so much.
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Old 06-12-2013, 07:27 PM   #2811
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There's such a thing as "no head at all"?
It's called marriage.
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Old 06-12-2013, 07:28 PM   #2812
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That's cause private schools have better PR people to bury shit.
It's because people don't give a shit about private schools doing something stupid. Public school suspends your kid for bringing a water pistol? Call the local news, maybe file a lawsuit, write the Tea Party to complain. Private school does that? Take your $25k elsewhere next year.
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Old 06-12-2013, 07:29 PM   #2813
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Not so much.
This suggests you haven't had any head in such a long time that you've forgotten how bad it can be.



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This confirms it.
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Old 06-13-2013, 11:06 AM   #2814
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Bad head, in my experience, does not lead to an orgasm, no matter how long it goes on.
If only Hank taught all men the "ABC" gambit...
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Old 06-13-2013, 12:56 PM   #2815
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Bad head, in my experience, includes teeth marks -- and not the occasionally fun intentional kind, either.


I'm not entirely certain we are talking about precisely the same thing.


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here's the problem, optimism. Say you get a teeth scrape; Now what? it hurts sure, but the best thing for that is to get it sucked at, right? And you're sure em won't teeth scrape again.
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Old 06-13-2013, 03:27 PM   #2816
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WTF? Japanese adolescent eyeball licking and the resulting increase in pink eye?!?! How many of us ever affirmatively answered that one on the corruption test? I would guess that the resulting potential eye infections could be substantially more serious than just pink eye. Yuck.


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Old 06-13-2013, 06:30 PM   #2817
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This has the potential to be the funniest twenty minutes of my day.
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Old 06-13-2013, 06:46 PM   #2818
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only because you can't search these pages for all Hank posts ever.
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Old 06-14-2013, 06:29 AM   #2819
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Security lines at airports

is it OK to cut families carrying coolers full of gatorade, wearing Mr. T type chains or who are otherwise unfamiliar with the process of flying?

Today I did -- I lied and said I had a 6:05 flight. Am I going to to go to hell?

If so, I am pretty sure it will be painted with the Jet Blue logo:
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Old 06-14-2013, 12:52 PM   #2820
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Bad head, in my experience, includes teeth marks -- and not the occasionally fun intentional kind, either.


I'm not entirely certain we are talking about precisely the same thing.


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The fun, intentional teeth marks of fellatio would be?
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