Election 2010: Teabaggin' the Ds & Rs

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Sebby's doppleganger writes about Rand Paul, Palin, and the Tea Party in a beautiful Kentucky-ish melange.

Sebby's other doppelganger writes about Duke, Lacrosse and Sex.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

There is no way I could ever run for office, is there?

Yeah. I'm pretty much fucked too.

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I sent it to my liberal mother because she was asking me to explain the difference between the Republicans and the Tea Partiers. She found it did "give me more information and insight (despite the extreme obvious bias of the writer!)"

She probably came to that conclusion when she read about the Creation Museum being in the anus of the Bible Belt.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I sent it to my liberal mother because she was asking me to explain the difference between the Republicans and the Tea Partiers. She found it did "give me more information and insight (despite the extreme obvious bias of the writer!)"

i feel like a heel whenever you mention her

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Sebby's other doppelganger writes about Duke, Lacrosse and Sex.

I love that Donna Rice (Hughes) is now cited as an expert on subjects like this.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

This site is probably the least of my worries......[sigh]



I assumed as much, but my worry from here would be Hank. Those Harvard/Yale joint JD program fellows tend to look down on third tier proles like me and take every opportunity to keep us out of power. I may convert to the religion of the oppressed. Maybe running as a converted muslim would help.....yes?

Don't worry about Hank. Just send him a bottle of rye, a goat, and a digital camera, and ask his wife to send back the camera after Hank passes out.

The key for any of us to running is building the lovable curmudgeonly misfit brand. Vote Rascal for Congress!

Yes, it's a Hail! Mary!

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

i feel like a heel whenever you mention her

Ha. I don't have any of her art in my place either.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Sebby's doppleganger writes about Rand Paul, Palin, and the Tea Party in a beautiful Kentucky-ish melange.

I wish I were 6'5. But I don't envy Taibbi's hairline.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Sebby's other doppelganger writes about Duke, Lacrosse and Sex.

The dude she rips for having an insufficient package has to be near suicidal. His face has been all over Deadspin... "This is Gavin, and he has, like, NO DICK!!!"

But one has to look on the bright side. How many women have been saved from a lackluster evening of lousy copulation with a pinky-dicked douchebag? And who knows... somewhere, a woman with an unusually small vagina may be furiously chasing down his digits. "I'm tighter than a duck's ass, and that's waterproof!* We were made for each other!"

*Generally, a phrase referring to one's cheapness. But it seems to work here.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Yeah. I'm pretty much fucked too.

At least we had a good time, right?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The dude she rips for having an insufficient package has to be near suicidal. His face has been all over Deadspin... "This is Gavin, and he has, like, NO DICK!!!"

i'm 99.9 percentile as to height, but my penis is only 92 percentile as to length and 94 percentile for girth. I keep telling myself size doesn't matter but then I read something like that and it hurts.

[Hank Chinaski]

change? http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/h...abn1n0SikCVXOL

wasn't it ggg who explained how corrupt the Rs were? how does this sit?

[Adder]

Brought to you by poster-boy de jure Mr. Christie. Pathetic.

Originally Posted by Adder

Brought to you by poster-boy de jure Mr. Christie. Pathetic.

Not surprising, since the tunnel would have predominantly benefitted Northern New Jersey, a place where Christie's core support is not, and union construction workers, who also were not down with him. Christie plays to the southern end of the state, a place that has far more in common with Pennsyltucky than New York, and in the process is setting the state and the entire region up for a disasterous infrastructure failure in the near future. There's apparently money to keep taxes low on gasoline and millionaires, but none for a project that would provide blue collar jobs now and infrastructure improvements later. Sucks for New Jersey commuters, workers and everyone who travels in the area, but of course the highest priority is preventing anything constructive from happening while Obama's in office.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Welcome to the anti-stimulus.