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04-28-2011, 04:50 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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My God, you are an idiot.
It's yours.
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04-28-2011, 04:51 PM
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Re: Name it Cletus
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
It's yours.
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Why does God hate the south?
I hope you've stayed out of the storms.
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04-28-2011, 04:57 PM
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the poor-man's spuckler
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Re: Name it Cletus
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Why does God hate the south?
I hope you've stayed out of the storms.
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Texas is Texas, not the South. The South should consider itself privileged to be associated with Texas.
RT: "My God, you are an idiot."
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04-28-2011, 05:19 PM
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Re: Name it Cletus
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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller
Texas is Texas, not the South. The South should consider itself privileged to be associated with Texas.
RT: "My God, you are an idiot."
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So why does God hate both Texas and the South?
Cause it appears she does.
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04-28-2011, 05:25 PM
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the poor-man's spuckler
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Re: Name it Cletus
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So why does God hate both Texas and the South?
Cause it appears she does.
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Dunno, but it appears that Tornado Alley is just a marketing gimmick:
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04-28-2011, 05:19 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Re: Name it Cletus
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Why does God hate the south?
I hope you've stayed out of the storms.
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Are you crazy? We're just out of the official three days prayer for rain, and no luck south of Dallas thus far.
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NOW, THEREFORE, I, RICK PERRY, Governor of Texas, under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas, do hereby proclaim the three-day period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, as Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas. I urge Texans of all faiths and traditions to offer prayers on that day for the healing of our land, the rebuilding of our communities and the restoration of our normal and robust way of life.
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Usually I'm first to make fun of this sort of thing, but this is the worst drought since 1864*, so I added my own plea to the heavens. My guess is that some idiots weren't specific enough in their entreaty to the allmighty (one word or two?)and they ended up sending tornadoes to Mississippi and Alabama instead.
*My mother was impressed that they kept track of this sort of thing during the Civil War. I pointed out that most people in Texas probably cared more about the rain than the war.
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04-28-2011, 05:24 PM
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Re: Name it Cletus
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
Are you crazy? We're just out of the official three days prayer for rain, and no luck south of Dallas thus far.
Usually I'm first to make fun of this sort of thing, but this is the worst drought since 1864*, so I added my own plea to the heavens. My guess is that some idiots weren't specific enough in their entreaty to the allmighty (one word or two?)and they ended up sending tornadoes to Mississippi and Alabama instead.
*My mother was impressed that they kept track of this sort of thing during the Civil War. I pointed out that most people in Texas probably cared more about the rain than the war. |
So first she plagues you with draught, then the storms?
I think the Almighty is one word with a single "l". You'd think she'd have better spelling.
Nice tunes.
I think the problem may be Perry should have faced Mecca when praying.
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04-28-2011, 05:28 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Re: Name it Cletus
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So first she plagues you with draught, then the storms?
I think the Almighty is one word with a single "l". You'd think she'd have better spelling.
Nice tunes.
I think the problem may be Perry should have faced Mecca when praying.
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I haven't seen a storm since November. I'm not the one she's pissed off at via storm.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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04-28-2011, 05:31 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Name it Cletus
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
I haven't seen a storm since November. I'm not the one she's pissed off at via storm.
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I was just on the metrolink at SL airport and saw NO damage. These storm reports may just be a fabrication of the VRWC to lower obama's approval ratings.
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04-28-2011, 05:37 PM
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Re: Name it Cletus
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
I haven't seen a storm since November. I'm not the one she's pissed off at via storm.
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Yeah, well, I understand she's also sending in the armadillos. Be careful down there.
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04-28-2011, 05:51 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Re: My God, you are an idiot.
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
It's yours.
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Thanks, RT.
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05-18-2011, 12:58 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
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Schwarzenegger's Baby Mama
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05-18-2011, 01:24 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Schwarzenegger's Baby Mama
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Originally Posted by LessinSF
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No way. really?
WHo was the cute blonde in the article Adder linked yesterday?
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05-18-2011, 02:23 PM
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Re: Schwarzenegger's Baby Mama
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
No way. really?
WHo was the cute blonde in the article Adder linked yesterday?
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Probably another baby mama.
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05-18-2011, 02:25 PM
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Patch Diva
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Re: Schwarzenegger's Baby Mama
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
No way. really?
WHo was the cute blonde in the article Adder linked yesterday?
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Different Ahhhhnold lover and mother of different purported love child.
At least Tiger apparently knew how to use birth control (or make sure his women did). |
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