This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[ltl/fb]

What song is my sig line from?

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

What song is my sig line from?

Bittersweet Me, by REM.

Apparently.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Bittersweet Me, by REM.

Apparently.

Indeed. It's like the person who put stuff on my iPod really knows me.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I believe you are a bit off. I think the term, Paigowian in origin, refers to a man who has an insatiable appetite for getting blow jobs, as if he were a camel storing them up the long dry spell ahead. So I think Hank's usage is correct. The man, knowing he is about to break up with his crazy e-mailing girlfriend and that there might be a long desert trek before the next girfriend, spends a week filling his hump, so to speak.

No.

You are wrong.

As is Hank.

Paigow mentioned a scenario where her boyfriend or whatever took forever to come during oral and wondered why in a post to these boards years ago.

I coined the term "blowjob camel" to describe the man. She deserves credit and blame for many, many things, but not this one.

It's her story. It's my word.

If the search function was enabled, a cite could easily be provided. In the alternative, we should get some interns and have them do it. Maybe this guy should be our new intern.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

Satriani and Slash?

Both good.

But on sheer talent, and at that age level, the Edge? Come on. How about

Buckethead
Eric Johnson
Adam Jones
Warren Haynes

On sheer awesomeness and with comparable name recognition, how about

Eddie Van Halen
Tom Morello
Steve Vai

I won't even go the Jack White replacements. I love Jack, but come on.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred

Paigow mentioned a scenario where her boyfriend or whatever took forever to come during oral....

"As he gazed into the eyes of the Gorgon he immediately turned into stone"

-Homer

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred

No.

You are wrong.

As is Hank.

Paigow mentioned a scenario where her boyfriend or whatever took forever to come during oral and wondered why in a post to these boards years ago.

I coined the term "blowjob camel" to describe the man. She deserves credit and blame for many, many things, but not this one.

It's her story. It's my word.

If the search function was enabled, a cite could easily be provided. In the alternative, we should get some interns and have them do it. Maybe this guy should be our new intern.

Hank's been rewriting history on the PB for years; he's very good at it. For Flower, reality is a bad place he once visited to which he hopes to never return. Pick your debate partners.

Yes, you are right. But the legend is what counts. If TM puts it to rap, being right won't matter any more.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Thanks, Mr. Chinaski! I sure hope you all go easy on me!

OMG!

Welcome back.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by SlaveNoMore

"As he gazed into the eyes of the Gorgon he immediately turned into stone"

-Homer

do you think Bill Clinton makes "Monica Lewinsky is fat" jokes?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred

No.

You are wrong.

As is Hank.

Paigow mentioned a scenario where her boyfriend or whatever took forever to come during oral and wondered why in a post to these boards years ago.

I coined the term "blowjob camel" to describe the man. She deserves credit and blame for many, many things, but not this one.

It's her story. It's my word.

If the search function was enabled, a cite could easily be provided. In the alternative, we should get some interns and have them do it. Maybe this guy should be our new intern.

we don't need no stinkin seach function.

when the history of this place is written, believe me, flower and I will be high up in the editorial fucntion, working from our memories. And you'll be in the history, right now only because of the tomato basil soup at your wedding, but maybe other stuff that is yet to happen too- as long as you don't piss us off, or disrespect our authority. Capiche?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

we don't need no stinkin seach function.

when the history of this place is written, believe me, flower and I will be high up in the editorial fucntion, working from our memories. And you'll be in the history, right now only because of the tomato basil soup at your wedding, but maybe other stuff that is yet to happen too- as long as you don't piss us off, or disrespect our authority. Capiche?

I'm hoping (read: guessing) this was part of the joke.

TM

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

OMG!

Welcome back.

Aw, thanks, but I am trying to convince Hank I'm new, so I will be left out of his "history of this place."

Some things have changed since I was posting regularly -- new career (x2); OddMan out, new man in -- but, I still got love for the streets.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

we don't need no stinkin seach function.

when the history of this place is written, believe me, flower and I will be high up in the editorial fucntion, working from our memories. And you'll be in the history, right now only because of the tomato basil soup at your wedding, but maybe other stuff that is yet to happen too- as long as you don't piss us off, or disrespect our authority. Capiche?

Note: Hank is the senior partner who we'll have write the firm history so he stops wandering the halls annoying the working attorneys.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

we don't need no stinkin seach function.

when the history of this place is written, believe me, flower and I will be high up in the editorial fucntion, working from our memories. And you'll be in the history, right now only because of the tomato basil soup at your wedding, but maybe other stuff that is yet to happen too- as long as you don't piss us off, or disrespect our authority. Capiche?

I think Tomato Basil soup was another guy, but regardless, from this point forward, Manfred will be know in Board Lore as "Tomato Basil Soup Guy."

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Hank's been rewriting history on the PB for years; he's very good at it. For Flower, reality is a bad place he once visited to which he hopes to never return. Pick your debate partners.

Yes, you are right. But the legend is what counts. If TM puts it to rap, being right won't matter any more.

To the extent that you are saying that a Venn diagram of your and my perceptions of reality would resemble Victoria Beckham's chest, then I suppose I agree. Cheers!