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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

You've never lost pants? I wish I had a great back story, and perhaps there is one I can't recall, but all I can say is, I tried to wear the suit one day, looked for the pants and they were gone.

This stuff happens a lot with me. I've discovered fleece pullovers, shirts, jeans, etc... I'd thought I'd lost months after buying replacements. I have two tuxedo shirts because I forgot I owned one. My wife hates this. I forgot to show up for a challenged speeding ticket a month ago, then didn't pay the fine and got a bill and a warning about an arrest warrant sent to my home recently. It's terrible. I seem to allocate things by "Revenue producing," "Fun/Interesting," "Non-Revenue Producing" and "Administrative." The latter two I utterly ignore.

Have to pay $300 in fees for failing to take continuing legal education classes this month. Yeah, I lose a lot of stuff.

Except sunglasses. And good shoes. I don't lose those.

I once lost a pair of panties in the FIJI house. But that's a whole different kind of story.