| 
				
				Re: Hey there, Bourgie Girl, or The Importance of Being Earnest.
			 
 
	Quote: 
	
		| 
					Originally Posted by Not Bob  You have a couple of options. You could try using "bourgie " instead. Rhymes (sorta) with "choosy."
 
Or, if you want to stick with the original word, you could try "Juicy" -- as in the name on the ass of the sweatpants. Assonance (defined, as a lit professor once told me, as getting the rhyme wrong) is the best I can do, I'm afraid. |  Be careful. Assonance makes an ass out of onan and ce. |