This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by dtb

Man, that's lame. It's just some boobs in a bathtub.

when you do your scandal video you can do more, but until then you shouldn't player hate.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by dtb

Man, that's lame. It's just some boobs in a bathtub.

Good lord, is this what we have come to? There was a time when a video of naked women bathing together was quite erotic. Now, unless one of those women is penetrating the other anally with a strap-on rhinocerous horn while both are fellating a New Zealand rugby team, we are bored.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Good lord, is this what we have come to? There was a time when a video of naked women bathing together was quite erotic. Now, unless one of those women is penetrating the other anally with a strap-on rhinocerous horn while both are fellating a New Zealand rugby team, we are bored.

Don't forget the thing with the haka.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Good lord, is this what we have come to? There was a time when a video of naked women bathing together was quite erotic. Now, unless one of those women is penetrating the other anally with a strap-on rhinocerous horn while both are fellating a New Zealand rugby team, we are bored.

They're not "bathing together". One is sitting in the bathwater trying to figure out how to work the jacuzzi and smoking a cigarette, and the other is trying to figure out how to light a candle. They are prattling on about nothing erotic.

Disappointing, really.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by dtb

They're not "bathing together". One is sitting in the bathwater trying to figure out how to work the jacuzzi and smoking a cigarette, and the other is trying to figure out how to light a candle. They are prattling on about nothing erotic.

Disappointing, really.

You have convinced me. I will pleasure myself no further to the video.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Hey TM, someone forgot the stake in the heart.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by The One That Cries

Hey now!

Longtimelurkerfirstimeposterwhoisnotpenske,seriously. Anyhoo, many have been pm'ing me asking me when I would post and/or why I am the one that cries. Not necessarily in that order, (i) I cry because I miss Paigow, Plated, PPNYC, Patent-Greedy, JRUSS, and many other oldskoolers, but most of all but not least Penske; and (b) I was waiting for the right time. There it is.

Anyhoodle, inspirated by the above posts, I have crafted an homage to Penske ala Sinatra's My Way. It may not be a ColemanYoungster original, or even a SlimSocky slider, and certainly its no Not-Bobian effourt, butt, its better than a lot of Hank's post (no offence).

Most Ks (set to My Way):

And then, retirement was near;
And so he faced the final socking.
GA’s, I’ll post it clear,
I’ll state my case, subject to mocking.

His bill-ables were full
He’d socked all Boards of the GAs
And more, much more than this,
P won the most Ks.

Regrets, he had a few,
PPNYC is one I’ll mention
But, he did what he had to do
And saw it through without deletion.

He planned each longtime lurker;
to first time post & dupe the GAs,
But more, much more than this,
P won the most Ks.

Yes, there were times, when TM knew
then P joined Paigs, their fans were few,
But through it all, when socks were out,
Flame wars with Shave were still a rout.
He faced McBeav and didn’t weave;
And won the most Ks.

P’s OBE, fecta champ, king of socks sired.
but had his fill; his share o’Board fame.
and now, faux-retired
To find the Board has lost its game.

To think he rolled so phat;
And may I note – invented the PB,
and No, he wasn’t “not me”,
But he was lo-berry.

For where for art his socks, what have they wrought?
Without newbers, they're now for naught.
To post drivel that stirred the pot
Did they kill the Board, which now may rot
Still, a search feature would show, P made the posts-
that won the most Ks!!!!!

Nice Mcbvr reference; PacNW old-skool. Socialist Agenda says "hi!"

Actually, Socialist Agenda is now teaching law in Vietnam. So he probably doesn't really say hi. But still.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

Nice Mcbvr reference; PacNW old-skool. Socialist Agenda says "hi!"

Actually, Socialist Agenda is now teaching law in Vietnam. So he probably doesn't really say hi. But still.

for those of you missing penske, here is his Facebook- it is outable sort of as he has uploaded a picture from his college days.

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=pe....3719112157..1

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Hey TM, someone forgot the stake in the heart.

I hope folks in Michigan are prepared for the noxious chemical cloud that will be heading their way when several hundred thousand Favre jerseys are burned, bonfire-style in northern Wisconsin later this afternoon.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

No matter how many times I look at that squirrel who photobombed that couple's photo in front of the lake, I always laugh.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

No matter how many times I look at that squirrel who photobombed that couple's photo in front of the lake, I always laugh.

http://www.lutralutra.co.uk/squirrelizer/

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

http://www.lutralutra.co.uk/squirrelizer/

you're becoming shape shifter with the IRL sense of adventure.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Hey TM, someone forgot the stake in the heart.

I suppose I'll have to hear his name enough to finally learn how it is pronounced. Ugh.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

OTOH, if the board dies it will be because you couldn't perform a job previously done adequately by ppnyc. Think about it.

what should I do? Helpfully, I'm brain-damaged.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

what should I do? Helpfully, I'm brain-damaged.

come up with a set of criteria that lets you insult every woman that posts here as being damaged goods.

like- for a woman to be fulfilled she needs to be

1) multi-orgasmic
2) large breasted
3) possessed of the self-realization that only comes from almost getting killed, then fighting back step by step to a full recovery.

you can add a fourth-

4) accepted into the bacon of the month club- full memeber!
then you knock them each down. I believe Sidd is the only one of us who meets all three of these