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08-21-2009, 07:05 PM
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#1741
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
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Burger's going to want one of those. |
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08-22-2009, 08:31 AM
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#1742
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
For a good time, plug your name in here.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-24-2009, 08:55 AM
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#1743
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Off-board salutations
Not Bob is busy with his real life but took a few minutes out for a board composition which he asked me to pass along:
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Give my regards to Flinty
Remember me to EvenOdds
Tell all the gang on Greedy Politics
That I think they need a life
Tell fringe that "sex like burning"
Didn't mean what I thought it meant
Give my regards to notcasesensitive
And say that I'll be back ere long
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delicious strawberry death!
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08-24-2009, 10:19 AM
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#1744
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Re: Usain Bolt
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Own it!
But I think a woman could maybe get a little sniff in while pleasuring the team orally.
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This line of debate about sniffing benches (and I'm with Sidd -- ew) reminds me of the crotch-sniffing guy from way-back-when. What was it he said his crotch smelled like? Cookie dough or something?
Ew. |
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08-24-2009, 10:25 AM
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#1745
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Re: Usain Bolt
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
i wish the death panels would get started up already.
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One-liner? Check.
Funny? Check.
We may be onto something here... |
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08-24-2009, 10:35 AM
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#1746
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Usain Bolt
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Originally Posted by dtb
This line of debate about sniffing benches (and I'm with Sidd -- ew) reminds me of the crotch-sniffing guy from way-back-when. What was it he said his crotch smelled like? Cookie dough or something?
Ew.
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A friend of mine claims apple butter.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-24-2009, 11:00 AM
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#1747
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
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Re: Usain Bolt
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Originally Posted by dtb
This line of debate about sniffing benches (and I'm with Sidd -- ew) reminds me of the crotch-sniffing guy from way-back-when. What was it he said his crotch smelled like? Cookie dough or something?
Ew.
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Fresh baked cookies.
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Two men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong.
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08-24-2009, 11:25 AM
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#1748
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Off-board salutations
Hi! Penske is busy, busy, busy in his retirement, iykwimaittyd.  But he did take a few moments to send a little salutation, which he asked me to pass along:
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Hi dtb! Stop sucking up to Hank. 
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-24-2009, 11:59 AM
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#1749
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Re: Off-board salutations
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hi! Penske is busy, busy, busy in his retirement, iykwimaittyd. But he did take a few moments to send a little salutation, which he asked me to pass along: |
No "Get well soon" message for me?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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08-24-2009, 12:14 PM
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#1750
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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actual fashion post
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-24-2009, 12:30 PM
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#1751
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Re: Off-board salutations
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
No "Get well soon" message for me?
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Oh, yes, yes. He said . . . what was it? Oh right: "Get well soon."
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-24-2009, 12:32 PM
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#1752
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Re: actual fashion post
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
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You didn't post about the three apologies by the author (the first disappeared from her website shortly after it was published, the second is here and the third is here) and the fourth apology by the Times.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 08-24-2009 at 12:39 PM..
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08-24-2009, 12:36 PM
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#1753
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Re: Off-board salutations
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Originally Posted by Sparklehorse
Not Bob is busy with his real life but took a few minutes out for a board composition which he asked me to pass along:
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I miss Podunk's senior citizen.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-24-2009, 12:37 PM
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#1754
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Re: Off-board salutations
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh, yes, yes. He said . . . what was it? Oh right: "Get well soon."
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Liar.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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08-24-2009, 12:51 PM
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#1755
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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Re: actual fashion post
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
You didn't post about the three apologies by the author (the first disappeared from her website shortly after it was published, the second is here and the third is here) and the fourth apology by the Times. |
I don't know that I would like Cintra Wilson if I met her, but her writing has always pulled me in.
eta: Amazing that this second apology didn't work to calm things down:
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Frankly, people, I think this has all gotten a bit ridiculous.
You know I didn't mean it that way, so please remove the knot from your panties and when you're ready, join me for a cigarette and several Pucker martinis at the insouciant end of the pool, and I'll tell you all about the time I inadvertently alienated my best friend for a year when I wrote an article about her wedding.
Insensitively yours,
C
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
Last edited by Tyrone Slothrop; 08-24-2009 at 12:54 PM..
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