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		|  08-26-2009, 02:24 PM | #1936 |  
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					Originally Posted by Gattigap  True.  I'm getting the sense, though, that this sandwich isn't really designed for consumption in a white-tablecloth restaurant, or for that matter in any room with respectable lighting.  
 My guess is that it's bought in the drivethru and eaten in the pickup truck, or purchased to go and consumed in an alley, and in either event the body is later found wherever it drops.
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		|  08-26-2009, 02:25 PM | #1937 |  
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					Originally Posted by Gattigap  And truthfully, I think the greater sin here is the "Colonel's sauce".  Really, KFC? |  Would you rather eat here?
 
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		|  08-26-2009, 02:28 PM | #1938 |  
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					Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick  Doesn't KFC also sell that disgusting layered bowl-thingy that looks like crap on top of crap in a crap bowl covered with crap? . |  You mean poutine?
 
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		|  08-26-2009, 02:29 PM | #1939 |  
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					Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)  You mean poutine?  |  Poutine is delicious.  I am referring to something else. |  
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		|  08-26-2009, 02:43 PM | #1940 |  
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					Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick  Poutine is delicious.  I am referring to something else. |  You can take the girl out of Canada, but you can't take the Canada out of the girl.  Unless, if by "Canada" you really mean a Canadian, in which case, you just have to throw a poutine in the opposite corner to take the Canada out of the girl.  Or at least that's what gwinky has led me to believe.
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		|  08-26-2009, 03:16 PM | #1941 |  
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					Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick  Doesn't KFC also sell that disgusting layered bowl-thingy that looks like crap on top of crap in a crap bowl covered with crap?  This sandwich is just another step in the evolution. |  This post made me LOL, which is surprising, given how much time I spend with eight-year-olds.
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		|  08-26-2009, 03:51 PM | #1943 |  
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					Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint  You can take the girl out of Canada, but you can't take the Canada out of the girl.  Unless, if by "Canada" you really mean a Canadian, in which case, you just have to throw a poutine in the opposite corner to take the Canada out of the girl.  Or at least that's what gwinky has led me to believe. |  It really is delicious. |  
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		|  08-26-2009, 04:04 PM | #1944 |  
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					Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)  Well, off by a bit, but not a huge amount. 
[spoiler space--don't read if you want to want to eat at KFC again]
http://www.kfc.com/nutrition/pdf/kfc...on_april09.pdf 
More like 5-10% for original recipe and 20% for extra crispy.  But, surprise, the calories aren't in the carbs.
 
Besides, isn't this basically a bacon-cheese [um] chicken-patty sandwich, hold the bun?  (hey, Jimmy, give me a cheese with nuthin') |  I never knew one could get gizzards at KFC.
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		|  08-26-2009, 04:07 PM | #1945 |  
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					Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen  I never knew one could get gizzards at KFC.* |  *Participating locations only.
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		|  08-26-2009, 04:13 PM | #1946 |  
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					Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen  I never knew one could get gizzards at KFC. |  Gizzards and livers, but no hearts?!?!
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		|  08-26-2009, 04:33 PM | #1947 |  
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					Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop   |  And which esteemed posters did you think needed to read that? |  
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		|  08-26-2009, 04:38 PM | #1948 |  
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					Originally Posted by Adder  And which esteemed posters did you think needed to read that? |  Who knows? (Who cares?  I thought it was interesting.) |  
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		|  08-26-2009, 04:38 PM | #1949 |  
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					Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick  It really is delicious. |  I love poutine, though it represents everything I don't eat -- except cheese, (Cheese is one of my four food groups along with sashimi, booze, and beef.)
 
They've been adding it to restaurants all over town, Tex-ifying it, which is as horrifying as you might imagine.
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					Originally Posted by evenodds  I love poutine, though it represents everything I don't eat -- except cheese, (Cheese is one of my four food groups along with sashimi, booze, and beef.)
 They've been adding it to restaurants all over town, Tex-ifying it, which is as horrifying as you might imagine.
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