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		|  11-21-2008, 03:41 PM | #1681 |  
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					Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick  My sister's wedding had 1500+ attendees so they pre-sliced a whole bunch of cake in advance. |  Zorro wasn't available?
 
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		|  11-21-2008, 03:46 PM | #1682 |  
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				Tarnation, PLF
			 
 The yellow card thing was funny at first, but now just seems a little lame.  It's sad when people who were funny in 2001 have to resort to this cheap gimmickry for a laugh. |  
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		|  11-21-2008, 03:47 PM | #1683 |  
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				Re: Rosie O'donnel (sic)
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick  It's called Jon and Kate plus 8 and it's on TLC.  I have not watched it ever because it sounds terrifying. |  I've only seen commercials for it when I'm watching LA Ink. It's not hard to pick up, and be terrified of, the premise based off of a commercial or two.
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		|  11-21-2008, 03:50 PM | #1684 |  
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					Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?  I've got no expectations To pass through here again.
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		|  11-21-2008, 03:59 PM | #1685 |  
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				Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by leagleaze  Wow, that's awesome.  Congratulations and best wishes to you guys!
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		|  11-21-2008, 04:04 PM | #1686 |  
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				Re: People know the part I'm playing.
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?  No she's not.  She wears a Swiss Army watch. Very manly. |  I don't think she wears it there .
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		|  11-21-2008, 04:05 PM | #1687 |  
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					Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick  Indeed.  I might drink a bottle and take off my top. |  I believe we were discussing a celebration, not par for the course.
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		|  11-21-2008, 04:07 PM | #1688 |  
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					Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall  No.  Someone has stolen my frickin' time.  And since you're being an ass, I will now have to work actively against your efforts to land decent cocksuckers to your BMA party.*
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		|  11-21-2008, 04:08 PM | #1689 |  
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					Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski  Thurgreed Marshall would not want the future Mrs. Marshall to see my nakedness on what is to be his wedding night. Especially if I had some time to get in shape; and remember i always get a little excited when i perform in front of people. |  That's a good point.  Studies done with former concentration camp residents and Killing Fields survivors have established beyond a doubt that there are some traumas from which one never recovers.
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		|  11-21-2008, 04:23 PM | #1690 |  
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					Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick  The yellow card thing was funny at first, but now just seems a little lame.  It's sad when people who were funny in 2001 have to resort to this cheap gimmickry for a laugh. |  
You keep violating the rules, I keep handing out red cards.  That's the way it works around here.  If you don't like it, you can head over to the wedding cake chat board, where things are a little more freewheeling and unregulated.
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		|  11-21-2008, 04:33 PM | #1691 |  
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					Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower  You keep violating the rules, I keep handing out red cards.  That's the way it works around here.  If you don't like it, you can head over to the wedding cake chat board, where things are a little more freewheeling and unregulated. |  i think you really hurt yourself when you carded me. people really didn't like to see "Most Beloved" chastised for some minor infraction.
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		|  11-21-2008, 04:37 PM | #1692 |  
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					Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower  You keep violating the rules |  There are rules?
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		|  11-21-2008, 04:42 PM | #1693 |  
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					Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick  The yellow card thing was funny at first, but now just seems a little lame.  It's sad when people who were funny in 2001 have to resort to this cheap gimmickry for a laugh. |  remember in high school the geeks would compliment your shoes or whatever, and it really meant "I think you are really cute but I don't know how to talk to a pretty girl?"
 
that is all you're seeing now.
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		|  11-21-2008, 04:44 PM | #1694 |  
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					Originally Posted by LessinSF  I'll just go to the bridal shower instead. |   That's not gonna help you.  She met you and knows what you look like and once she describes you to her friends, you got no shot.
 
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