Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Adder]

Originally Posted by 1436

I thought we confirmed last week that this place is sick with not so good patent lawyers.

We did, but perhaps dtb is smart enough not to visit the PB, where that discussion took place.

All I know about patents is that one should not ask me. Or Hank.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Adder

We did, but perhaps dtb is smart enough not to visit the PB, where that discussion took place.

All I know about patents is that one should not ask me. Or Hank.

fuck you. lots of companies have followed my legal advice. most are out of business now, but you can't blame me. a jury said so to two of them!

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Weed, NotBob, other Mets fans:

This Is Your Chance. In 500 words or less, make the case for TM to leave the rich, soulless, and ultimately unsatisfying world of Yankee Nation and move on over to the gentler, kinder and better environs of Shea. You may invoke unicorns in your pitch, but be forewarned that the use of derogatory terms directed at Yankee organizations and/or fans, whether "asshole" or otherwise, will probably be counterproductive.

Gattigap

Shea? You can't go there anymore. And Francis, with his FIFO-beer-drinking and frou-frou accessories, is clearly the sort of anal-retentive narcissist that makes for a perfect Yankees fan. Wait - was that counterproductive?

But the all-new Bailout Field is in full effect and I am now the proud owner of a quarter share in some abbreviated season ticket plan that gets me one ass cheek on a seat for two and a half games. And it only cost me $799.95!

Let's go Mets!

Fuck them, actually. My real team won a meaningless game today, which I didn't get to watch, but just reading the match report and watching highlights online made me feel happier than when the Mets last won . . . err, something worth winning, which I believe has not happened in some time.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3759182

TM

Good luck getting a mortgage on your house to pay for bleacher seats.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Shea? You can't go there anymore. And Francis, with his FIFO-beer-drinking and frou-frou accessories, is clearly the sort of anal-retentive narcissist that makes for a perfect Yankees fan. Wait - was that counterproductive?

But the all-new Bailout Field is in full effect and I am now the proud owner of a quarter share in some abbreviated season ticket plan that gets me one ass cheek on a seat for two and a half games. And it only cost me $799.95!

Let's go Mets!

Fuck them, actually. My real team won a meaningless game today, which I didn't get to watch, but just reading the match report and watching highlights online made me feel happier than when the Mets last won . . . err, something worth winning, which I believe has not happened in some time.

What's the over/under on days before K-Rod visits Dr. Andrews?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Good luck getting a mortgage on your house to pay for bleacher seats.

The weird thing about that whole story is that Sabathia is super rich, just got richer, and still voluntarily chooses to live in Vallejo, California. WTF? I think he can buy the city Vallejo right now with the current contract.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Good luck getting a mortgage on your house to pay for bleacher seats.

I haven't paid for Yankees tickets since Aaron Boone took Wake deep. And yes, that makes me part of the problem.

TM

PS - Weed, at Yankee Stadium (that shithole), my policy is LIFO on beer all the way.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

The weird thing about that whole story is that Sabathia is super rich, just got richer, and still voluntarily chooses to live in Vallejo, California. WTF? I think he can buy the city Vallejo right now with the current contract.

Maybe so, but he still makes only slightly more per hour than the Vallejo fire captains.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I haven't paid for Yankees tickets since Aaron Boone took Pedro deep. And yes, that makes me part of the problem.

TM

the financial crisis? because i think a lot of people around Detroit will be paying for Pistons/Red Wings/Tigers tix for the first time in their lives.

[bling trade]

Originally Posted by dtb

Can anyone think of a good patent lawyer who would talk to me over the back fence?

How about one who isn't so good?

Depends what you're paying to climb the dence. Matt Powers and Morgan Chu are 2 of the best.

[bling trade]

Originally Posted by robustpuppy

I think it's Natalie Portman dressed up as Alyssa Milano for Halloween.

Whoever she is; she is impressively globed.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by bling trade

Depends what you're paying to climb the dence. Matt Powers

Okay. harvard law, good good. but UG school? Northwestern? hmmm

and Morgan Chu

again Harvard law. but UCLA undergrad?

let's think of other options.

are 2 of the best.

2? yes, that reminds me. I'm sure dtb would like a dual Crimson. but thanks for playin.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

No reaction to this bombshell yet, but it is just the calm before the storm.

Mark.

My.

Words.

Please don't unduly stir the pot, but honestly, this thing is likely to have a bigger effect on the Board than the A-Rod-Maddonna thing will have on the Yanquis.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by dtb

Can anyone think of a good patent lawyer who would talk to me over the back fence?

How about one who isn't so good?

Too bad the haters drove Paigow off the board [sniff], she had PatentGreedy's IM.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

i'm on pins and needles. i remember Thurgreed said saying you have sex with some sock's wife was old and out of style, but Penske keeps saying it, and saying it. I'm afraid people are laughing behind my back because i don't respond, but if i do respond, then i might be whiffing, like if Penske is being ironic.

I am so confused

can you help me?

I'm more coincidental than ironic.