Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

You are not the only one.

Who is the other one?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Except I was clueless and didn't pick up on the noncommunication part and was shocked to shit when I was later dumped on my ass.

Don't get me wrong....I was shocked to shit too. I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT when he didn't call. I was sexually attracted to him for some reason even though he was not good looking (several notches below my average) and wasn't a college grad, didn't have a high paying job, wasn't "charismatic" or anything else that made him a "catch." I thought I'd be WAY MORE than he'd ever come close to dating, that I wouldn't have too much competition and, plus, we were having such a fantastic time. (He simply had bigger ambitions.) So trust me I was shocked to shit too!!! When the phone didn't ring I swear I thought he'd died.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

which came first, chicken or the egg.

I agree with Hank on this one. If a chick is really into a guy, she cannot get enough of his cock. Most guys appreciate a chick who is really into his cock, and will do what it takes to maintain her insatiable interest in dick-sucking and related activities.

In other words, her interest in his cock is related to how satisfied she is with the relationship.

(In other news, the sun is hot.)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Ah, he found out his wife had been cheating on him for 10 years. I might be a little afraid of liking someone again.

He's a cuckold, not a fucking eunuch.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by robustpuppy

It looks to me like everyone here really freaking wants to hear the story of Sunny's recent breakup but doesn't want to push for it because she just got out of a long-term relationship and if she really wanted to tell, she would.

A real dilemma. What to do, what to do.

My instincts are telling me different.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by dtb

I agree with Hank on this one. If a chick is really into a guy, she cannot get enough of his cock. Most guys appreciate a chick who is really into his cock, and will do what it takes to maintain her insatiable interest in dick-sucking and related activities.

In other words, her interest in his cock is related to how satisfied she is with the relationship.

(In other news, the sun is hot.)

Do your views change if he took a virginity pledge?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally Posted by dtb

....she cannot get enough of his cock. ...a chick who is really into his cock, ...insatiable interest in dick-sucking and related activities. ...her interest in his cock is related to how satisfied she is...

Wow. I was getting teary-eyed thinking about being dumped but now I'm totally aroused. Thank you dear.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

He's a cuckold, not a fucking eunuch.

Enough of the sailor-talk, sailor! If I ever catch you chatting with dtb's kid again, I'm going to smack you silly.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

He sounds like a pain in the ass with a lot of baggage to me.

TM

So a match made in Heaven?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

How's that?

TM

Meaning he'll say "I'm not ready for a relationship" but he'll mean "I don't want a relationship with you."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by dtb

i agree with hank on this one. If a chick is really into a guy, she cannot get enough of his cock. Most guys appreciate a chick who is really into his cock, and will do what it takes to maintain her insatiable interest in dick-sucking and related activities.

In other words, her interest in his cock is related to how satisfied she is with the relationship.

(in other news, the sun is hot.)

Pinto?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

While funny, this has an unfortunate side effect - putting "Sister Christian" in my head.

Thanks a lot for that, you neurotic delusional prick.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out

This does not make sense to me. Do people get freaked out by liking someone too much? I never have, always suspect that people use this type of story as a gentler (but much less fair) way of saying, "I'm not all that into you."

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

this is the biggest smile in the last month.

I thought you would enjoy it.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by robustpuppy

You beautiful fucked-up man, this post makes me want to take care of you for hours and hours while sentimental chick music plays in the background.

I'm not sure Sebby is ready for that. Can you wait five months?