Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!! - Page 236

sunnybunny · 01-07-2009, 03:18 PM

of the ex-boyfriend? I'm sure y'all can come up with one that's probably close. he didn't have too many weird hobbies other than having far too many Wilco posters. And he was a bike racer, but I think that's a safe assumption about most of my ex's.

On an unrelated note, the lunchbox collector recently sent a photo of himself wearing nothing but a penis gourd posing with some local Dani villager. I'm sure y'all can do something with that.

On a second unrelated note, I have plans for beers with one of the best friends of the Wilco poster collector next week. Is it ok to jump him since the cuckolded man isn't putting out and I need some action? Would that be bad? My sense is that men don't care so much when their guy friends fuck their ex's as women do when chicks fuck their ex's.

Sidd Finch · 01-07-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy

It looks to me like everyone here really freaking wants to hear the story of Sunny's recent breakup but doesn't want to push for it because she just got out of a long-term relationship and if she really wanted to tell, she would.

A real dilemma. What to do, what to do.

We could have some hate sex to pass the time while we wait.

LessinSF · 01-07-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

of the ex-boyfriend? I'm sure y'all can come up with one that's probably close. he didn't have too many weird hobbies other than having far too many Wilco posters. And he was a bike racer, but I think that's a safe assumption about most of my ex's.

On an unrelated note, the lunchbox collector recently sent a photo of himself wearing nothing but a penis gourd posing with some local Dani villager. I'm sure y'all can do something with that.

On a second unrelated note, I have plans for beers with one of the best friends of the Wilco poster collector next week. Is it ok to jump him since the cuckolded man isn't putting out and I need some action? Would that be bad? My sense is that men don't care so much when their guy friends fuck their ex's as women do when chicks fuck their ex's.

Try http://www.wealthychat.com

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-07-2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy

You beautiful fucked-up man, this post makes me want to take care of you for hours and hours while sentimental chick music plays in the background.

The scene's gorgeous, but I've still got "Motorin'... What's your price for flight" coursing through my head. If you can handle the Night Ranger, I'll bring the mood candles.

Adder · 01-07-2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

On a second unrelated note, I have plans for beers with one of the best friends of the Wilco poster collector next week. Is it ok to jump him since the cuckolded man isn't putting out and I need some action? Would that be bad? My sense is that men don't care so much when their guy friends fuck their ex's as women do when chicks fuck their ex's.

Sounds like his problem, not yours.

robustpuppy · 01-07-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The scene's gorgeous, but I've still got "Motorin'... What's your price for flight" coursing through my head. If you can handle the Night Ranger, I'll bring the mood candles.

Did you just ask me if I could handle the night ranger? You shameless flirt.

cheval de frise · 01-07-2009, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

two words. unsolicited blowjob(s).

ain't no one not getting over a break up that way. AND if he still doesn't return your calls, you got an answer, or if he only calls back at 3 AM drunk.

Shocked as I am to say it, I agree with Hank. Sunny, just jump his bones and keep your mouth shut while doing it (except for blowjobs and moaning).
It's not like you're going to marry him. You'll get what you want, and he'll move to another state afterwards and change his name. Win-win scenario.

CDF

Pretty Little Flower · 01-07-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

This does not make sense to me. Do people get freaked out by liking someone too much? I never have, always suspect that people use this type of story as a gentler (but much less fair) way of saying, "I'm not all that into you."

Finally, someone had the guts to tell her.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-07-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Enough of the sailor-talk, sailor! If I ever catch you chatting with dtb's kid again, I'm going to smack you silly.

It's not like that... I had the webcam off.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-07-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by robustpuppy

Did you just ask me if I could handle the night ranger? You shameless flirt.

I feel shame. I just can't tell if it's real.

Not Bob · 01-07-2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The kid had me going for a couple minutes. The odd mis-spellings had me thinking, "Is she perhaps drunk? No. It's early afternoon.

...Then again, she might be hanging with Rip Torn."

GrammarGoddess has signed on

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: At last! Listen, d, I really need your advice about something.

GrammarGoddess: POOP!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Uh, is the timing bad? You busy?

GrammarGoddess: DO YOU LIKE SPONGE BOB?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Anyway, how does this line sound to you:

“We were somewhere around Darien on the edge of the golf course when the gin began to take hold.”

GrammarGoddess: BOOGERS!!!!!!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Jesus, I knew it. It’s bad. It really sucks. Jesus!

GrammarGoddess: MOOMY SAYS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: LOL!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: You always know the right thing to say.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Well, I better get back to work on that pleading. [redacted] is really cracking the whip today.

GrammarGoddess: MOMY IS FIXING [redacted]'s PANTS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

GrammarGoddess: BY COMPUTER FRIEND!!! I LIKE YOU!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: [blush] Be careful, man. My wife sometimes snoops, you know?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: But, well, I lik

GrammarGoddess has signed off

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: e you, too!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Fuck!

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Sidd Finch · 01-07-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

This does not make sense to me. Do people get freaked out by liking someone too much? I never have, always suspect that people use this type of story as a gentler (but much less fair) way of saying, "I'm not all that into you."

It's possible, in fact, that a person does get freaked out by feeling that they he or she may like someone too much. But that only happens when the person is rebounding from a relationship, gets quickly smitten by the first person who expresses interest in him, but is haunted by the completely accurate concern that the person he has fallen for on the rebound is actually a complete dweeb.

Tyrone Slothrop · 01-07-2009, 03:44 PM

dtb's precocious 6 y.o. son?

cheval de frise · 01-07-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Bob

{Too much effort for passive-aggressive flirting}.

Kudos. This is way more subtle than that "I wanna bone C-deuced" sock from years ago. (Not that I'm ascribing that one to you.)

Carry on, sir.

CDF

Tyrone Slothrop · 01-07-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

I agree with Hank on this one. If a chick is really into a guy, she cannot get enough of his cock. Most guys appreciate a chick who is really into his cock, and will do what it takes to maintain her insatiable interest in dick-sucking and related activities.

In other words, her interest in his cock is related to how satisfied she is with the relationship.

(In other news, the sun is hot.)

Who are you and what have you done with dtb?