Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!! - Page 237

Adder · 01-07-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

It's possible, in fact, that a person does get freaked out by feeling that they he or she may like someone too much. But that only happens when the person is rebounding from a relationship, gets quickly smitten by the first person who expresses interest in him, but is haunted by the completely accurate concern that the person he has fallen for on the rebound is actually a complete dweeb.

Ah. So only to women who make the mistake of getting involved with me. Got it.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-07-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

of the ex-boyfriend? I'm sure y'all can come up with one that's probably close.

He realized you're batshit crazy?

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

On an unrelated note, the lunchbox collector recently sent a photo of himself wearing nothing but a penis gourd posing with some local Dani villager. I'm sure y'all can do something with that.

After spending time away from you on another continent, he's finally back on his gourd?

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

On a second unrelated note, I have plans for beers with one of the best friends of the Wilco poster collector next week. Is it ok to jump him since the cuckolded man isn't putting out and I need some action? Would that be bad? My sense is that men don't care so much when their guy friends fuck their ex's as women do when chicks fuck their ex's.

Translation: I broke up with my last boyfriend because it was obvious I wanted to fuck his best friend.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-07-2009, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Bob

GrammarGoddess has signed on

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: At last! Listen, d, I really need your advice about something.

GrammarGoddess: POOP!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Uh, is the timing bad? You busy?

GrammarGoddess: DO YOU LIKE SPONGE BOB?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Anyway, how does this line sound to you:

“We were somewhere around Darien on the edge of the golf course when the gin began to take hold.”

GrammarGoddess: BOOGERS!!!!!!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Jesus, I knew it. It’s bad. It really sucks. Jesus!

GrammarGoddess: MOOMY SAYS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: LOL!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: You always know the right thing to say.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Well, I better get back to work on that pleading. [redacted] is really cracking the whip today.

GrammarGoddess: MOMY IS FIXING [redacted]'s PANTS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

GrammarGoddess: BY COMPUTER FRIEND!!! I LIKE YOU!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: [blush] Be careful, man. My wife sometimes snoops, you know?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: But, well, I lik

GrammarGoddess has signed off

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: e you, too!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Fuck!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn has signed off

This could be your greatest post ever.

TM

Penske_Account · 01-07-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Like you've never IM'd with a six year old.

For me, yes, but only girls.....well, they said they were 6 yo girls.....I didn't ask for a birth certificate or anything.

Penske_Account · 01-07-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.

What's his sport? How fast is he?

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-07-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Bob

GrammarGoddess has signed on

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: At last! Listen, d, I really need your advice about something.

GrammarGoddess: POOP!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Uh, is the timing bad? You busy?

GrammarGoddess: DO YOU LIKE SPONGE BOB?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Anyway, how does this line sound to you:

“We were somewhere around Darien on the edge of the golf course when the gin began to take hold.”

GrammarGoddess: BOOGERS!!!!!!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Jesus, I knew it. It’s bad. It really sucks. Jesus!

GrammarGoddess: MOOMY SAYS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: LOL!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: You always know the right thing to say.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Well, I better get back to work on that pleading. [redacted] is really cracking the whip today.

GrammarGoddess: MOMY IS FIXING [redacted]'s PANTS.

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Huh?

GrammarGoddess: BY COMPUTER FRIEND!!! I LIKE YOU!!!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: [blush] Be careful, man. My wife sometimes snoops, you know?

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: But, well, I lik

GrammarGoddess has signed off

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: e you, too!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn: Fuck!

Friend_of_John_Barleycorn has signed off

I was wondering what you were doing.

This was stellar.

LessinSF · 01-07-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Who are you and what have you done with dtb?

Now GWNC is using her login instead of her son.

sunnybunny · 01-07-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Penske_Account

What's his sport? How fast is he?

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runner, and no idea, but not an ounce of fat on him. I know you hate it when I'm fucking someone who is faster than you.

bold_n_brazen · 01-07-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

It's possible, in fact, that a person does get freaked out by feeling that they he or she may like someone too much. But that only happens when the person is rebounding from a relationship, gets quickly smitten by the first person who expresses interest in him, but is haunted by the completely accurate concern that the person he has fallen for on the rebound is actually a complete dweeb.

Quickly smitten would be a great name for a band.

cheval de frise · 01-07-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

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runner, and no idea, but not an ounce of fat on him. I know you hate it when I'm fucking someone who is faster than you.

Frankly, I think he's grateful.

CDF

Penske_Account · 01-07-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

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runner, and no idea, but not an ounce of fat on him. I know you hate it when I'm fucking someone who is faster than you.

In fairness, have we substantiated that it has ever happened? I thought the really fast IM guy was a` friend of an old BF, or am I confusing it? Or did you do both?

Penske_Account · 01-07-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise

Frankly, I think he's grateful.

CDF

You give me too much faith........

Adder · 01-07-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

I know you hate it when I'm fucking someone who is faster than you.

Penske's self esteem has improved markedly since he got treatment for his, um, "prematurity" problem.

Penske_Account · 01-07-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

Penske's self esteem has improved markedly since he got treatment for his, um, "prematurity" problem.

A little age helps. When I turned 30 back in '04, things naturally settled into a longer rhythm.

Not Bob · 01-07-2009, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise

{Too much effort for passive-aggressive flirting}.

Nonsense. I think everyone will agree that I am mostly correct when I say that no effort is too much effort where flirting with sebby is involved. He's dreaaaaamy.

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise

Kudos. This is way more subtle than that "I wanna bone C-deuced" sock from years ago. (Not that I'm ascribing that one to you.)

Carry on, sir.

CDF

Thank you.

That was not my sock -- my stalker socks are Not All That Secret. Anything That Moves (for fringey) (sigh) and The Tiny, Tiny Ex Boyfriend (for barely).