Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

I have more intellectual pursuits at hand.

Your dick is not a book.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

2. And it's not "just profession of faith" -- it's prosetylization designed for display to a broad audience.

Bah humbug!

ps: does anyone else have a headache? Also, I'm slightly nauseated. the flu?

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Your dick is not a book.

No, but for the advanced stuff I sometimes consult the Kama Sutra during the course of......other pursuits....

[Hank Chinaski]

• In the shadow of Saturn, unexpected wonders appear. The robotic Cassini spacecraft now orbiting Saturn recently drifted in the giant planet’s shadow for about 12 hours and looked back toward the eclipsed Sun. Cassini saw a view unlike any other. First, the night side of Saturn is seen to be partly lit by light reflected from its own majestic ring system. Next, the rings themselves appear dark when silhouetted against Saturn, but quite bright when viewed away from Saturn and slightly scattering sunlight, in the above exaggerated color image. Saturn’s rings light up so much that new rings were discovered, although they are hard to see in the above image. Visible in spectacular detail, however, is Saturn’s E ring, the ring created by the newly discovered ice-fountains of the moon Enceladus, and the outermost ring visible above. Far in the distance, visible on the image left just above the bright main rings, is the almost ignorable pale blue dot of Earth.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

• In the shadow of Saturn, unexpected wonders appear. The robotic Cassini spacecraft now orbiting Saturn recently drifted in the giant planet’s shadow for about 12 hours and looked back toward the eclipsed Sun. Cassini saw a view unlike any other. First, the night side of Saturn is seen to be partly lit by light reflected from its own majestic ring system. Next, the rings themselves appear dark when silhouetted against Saturn, but quite bright when viewed away from Saturn and slightly scattering sunlight, in the above exaggerated color image. Saturn’s rings light up so much that new rings were discovered, although they are hard to see in the above image. Visible in spectacular detail, however, is Saturn’s E ring, the ring created by the newly discovered ice-fountains of the moon Enceladus, and the outermost ring visible above. Far in the distance, visible on the image left just above the bright main rings, is the almost ignorable pale blue dot of Earth.

So this is what Saturn looks like from Uranus?

I am on fire today.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

So this is what Saturn looks like from Uranus?

I am on fire today.

as big as your butt is, I'm sure anyone on your anus would have his entire field of vision blocked. ha ha, just kidding.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

as big as your butt is, I'm sure anyone on your anus would have his entire field of vision blocked. ha ha, just kidding.

Seriously. My kuiper belt is now so tight I'm forced to let out an oort cloud every few minutes. Silent but deadly.

Fart.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Seriously. My kuiper belt is now so tight I'm forced to let out an oort cloud every few minutes. Silent but deadly.

Fart.

Whoo- hoo. You won this round.

I love it when all the "noses in the air" East Coasters are off and us Mid-Westerners can make some good old homespun humor!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Whoo- hoo. You won this round.

I love it when all the "noses in the air" East Coasters are off and us Mid-Westerners can make some good old homespun humor!

Oh, they're giggling to themselves, but they wouldn't dare join in on the fun.

I wonder what it's like for Flower to be trapped with us in Rubeville.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Oh, they're giggling to themselves, but they wouldn't dare join in on the fun.

I wonder what it's like for Flower to be trapped with us in Rubeville.

It is a dangerously large ego trip for me.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

It is a dangerously large ego trip for me.

Congrats on winning the lotto!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2111708.ece

(Spree: headline: "I was a 48-year-old virgin until I won Lotto")

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Congrats on winning the lotto!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2111708.ece

(Spree: headline: "I was a 48-year-old virgin until I won Lotto")

If I were a virgin I don't think I'd pop my cherry on my mother's caretaker.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

If I were a virgin I don't think I'd pop my cherry on my mother's caretaker.

Really? No hot nurse fantasies?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Oh, they're giggling to themselves, but they wouldn't dare join in on the fun.

I wonder what it's like for Flower to be trapped with us in Rubeville.

minnesota is not "us." it is a cross between Canadian accents and cold and Soviet Russia with the rotting infrastructure and collapsing bridges, mixed in with an apparently dull-normal population that keeps electing reality show level celebrities to state office.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

If I were a virgin I don't think I'd pop my cherry on my mother's caretaker.

She probably smells like his mum, which is why he's with her.