This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Adder · 08-25-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

They are only unhealthy in that they make men realize that they don't have to settle for banging fatties. Having sex is healthy, and the fat chicks who look like that Glamour fatty are not going to get banged as much as the chicks who look like real models. So the propogation of the images normally portrayed in fashion magazines is directly related to a decrease in the banging of fat chicks. I guess this is a long-winded way of saying that we are in agreement on this point.

I would very willingingly bang Lizzi Miller.

And it just ocurred to me that the pic that TM posted is more erotic to me than many fashion mag pics exactly because her body looks like someone whom I might actually see in that state of dress in person.*

*Well, maybe not me, but someone who actually occassionally sees women in their underwear in person.

Pretty Little Flower · 08-25-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

I would very willingingly bang Lizzi Miller.

And it just ocurred to me that the pic that TM posted is more erotic to me than many fashion mag pics exactly because her body looks like someone whom I might actually see in that state of dress in person.*

*Well, maybe not me, but someone who actually occassionally sees women in their underwear in person.

O.K., we get it. You are a Sensitive Guy. You weep for the women who suffer the psychological torment of societal pressure to be attractive. You actually find yourself alienated from the perfect hard-body women in magazines and television shows. I am certain that you would get a standing ovation on the Oprah show. But guys like Coltrane are more the norm. They are cranking out the pull-ups and want to bang models.

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-25-2009, 04:29 PM

cheval de frise · 08-25-2009, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

*Well, maybe not me, but someone who actually occassionally sees women in their underwear in person.

If you were any more abjectly self-deprecating, you'd be sitting there with a gun in your mouth. Snap out of it, and revel in the glory of you.*

CDF

* This post courtesy of Glamour magazine.

ltl/fb · 08-26-2009, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise

If you were any more abjectly self-deprecating, you'd be sitting there with a gun in your mouth. Snap out of it, and revel in the glory of you.*

CDF

* This post courtesy of Glamour magazine.

Dude, feel sorry for me instead. I do not remember ever having the sex. I remember--kind of--what it feels like, and I have had texting and an actual conversation with guys I have had the sex with, but I don't remember any of the sex. And to me, the conversation I had with the one guy was like meeting him for the first time. Oh the humanity.

Hank Chinaski · 08-26-2009, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Dude, feel sorry for me instead. I do not remember ever having the sex. I remember--kind of--what it feels like, and I have had texting and an actual conversation with guys I have had the sex with, but I don't remember any of the sex. And to me, the conversation I had with the one guy was like meeting him for the first time. Oh the humanity.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
Dolly Parton

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-26-2009, 09:15 AM

Texts from last night:

(905): just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-26-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Texts from last night:

(905): just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.

905 is a Canadian area code. The suburbs of Toronto, to be precise. It does not surprise me that men have bidets there. Or that guests would shit in them.

Hank Chinaski · 08-26-2009, 12:21 PM

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905 is a Canadian area code. The suburbs of Toronto, to be precise. It does not surprise me that men have bidets there. Or that guests would shit in them.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.
Dolly Parton

dtb · 08-26-2009, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Dude, feel sorry for me instead. I do not remember ever having the sex. I remember--kind of--what it feels like, and I have had texting and an actual conversation with guys I have had the sex with, but I don't remember any of the sex. And to me, the conversation I had with the one guy was like meeting him for the first time. Oh the humanity.

Maybe it just wasn't that memorable and is better forgotten. I'd go with that.

Adder · 08-26-2009, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dtb

Maybe it just wasn't that memorable and is better forgotten. I'd go with that.

And it is never to late to start making new memories...

Hank Chinaski · 08-26-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by dtb

Maybe it just wasn't that memorable and is better forgotten. I'd go with that.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
Dolly Parton

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-31-2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

Maybe it just wasn't that memorable and is better forgotten. I'd go with that.

Interesting assumption. What makes you say that?

TM

evenodds · 08-31-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Interesting assumption. What makes you say that?

If I couldn't remember something, I would prefer to think I were fabulous at it.

The One That Cries · 08-26-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Dude, feel sorry for me instead. I do not remember ever having the sex. I remember--kind of--what it feels like, and I have had texting and an actual conversation with guys I have had the sex with, but I don't remember any of the sex. And to me, the conversation I had with the one guy was like meeting him for the first time. Oh the humanity.

This made me cry. Get well (and "back in the saddle") soon!

TOTC