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10-21-2009, 11:35 AM
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#1066
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I do not wear a ring when I play(ed) basketball. I bare a scar from someone else who did, and I learned my lesson. I am nothing but caring for others.
At my health club I would take my wedding ring off to play ball. One day I lost it. It was hard to explain to the wife why I wouold remove the ring, but we have a trusting relationship.
The cute desk clerk who handled the lost and found, and handed the ring back to me? I could see she thought I had removed it to troll for dates.
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I take off my ring to:
- run
- sleep
- work out
- shower
- masturbate
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-21-2009, 11:37 AM
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#1067
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I take off my ring to:
- run
- sleep
- work out
- shower
- masturbate
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you're a lefty?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-21-2009, 11:39 AM
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#1068
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I take off my ring to:
- run
- sleep
- work out
- shower
- masturbate
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You keep it on while at work, banging the paralegals?
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10-21-2009, 11:39 AM
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#1069
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
you're a lefty?
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Pretty sure he established that a few weeks ago. Unless it was Sebby.
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10-21-2009, 11:40 AM
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#1070
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Re: There's one in every class
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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I forwarded this to a few people in my office working on a smiliar situation. I think we're going to send a note of admiration to SMU's admission people.
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10-21-2009, 11:51 AM
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#1071
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
you're a lefty?
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If you switch back and forth it's like two chicks at the same time.

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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-21-2009, 11:53 AM
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#1072
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: There's one in every class
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Originally Posted by Fugee
And a douchbag who is apparently unaware that future potential employers do Google searches on applicants to look for stuff like this.
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They also fail to teach this to Georgetown students:
http://blog.georgetownvoice.com/2009...ole-new-level/
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10-21-2009, 11:56 AM
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#1073
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Re: There's one in every class
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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So, did you hire him?
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A wee dram a day!
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10-21-2009, 12:55 PM
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#1074
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
I once lost a pair of panties in the FIJI house. But that's a whole different kind of story.
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I was a FIJI, but I swear the only panties we ever stole were from a mincing Minnesota emo kid who broke into the house and drank all of the Purple Passions we were saving for the DGs. Man, that kid cried like a bitch when we stripped him down and tied him to the door of the Dean's office.
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10-21-2009, 12:56 PM
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#1075
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
OMG!
Me.
Too.
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Merde! stp.
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10-21-2009, 01:33 PM
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#1076
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,838
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The happiest endangered species you'll see today
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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10-21-2009, 01:39 PM
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#1077
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,122
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Re: sand
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
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Nice. Can you imagine a U.S. network allowing that? If only because it lasted 8:33 without a commercial or Ryan Seacrest.
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Boogers!
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10-21-2009, 01:56 PM
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#1078
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: sand
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Originally Posted by LessinSF
Nice. Can you imagine a U.S. network allowing that? If only because it lasted 8:33 without a commercial or Ryan Seacrest.
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Wrong host.
[cut back to "celebrity" judge panel]
DAVID: That was amazing! Boy, those Nazis were pretty HOFF-ul. Especially the Luft-HOFF-a! Love what you can do with the sand! Keep at it!
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10-21-2009, 02:33 PM
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#1079
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Whistle while you work!
Chim-chim-in-ey, Chim-chim-in-ey, Chim-chim-cherEE.
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A wee dram a day!
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10-21-2009, 02:38 PM
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#1080
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,122
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Actual Legal Question
I have an actual legal question.
We (my HOA) has learned that the outside of our building is being used on a TV show. Years ago we were paid $1,000 by another show to film and use it. Did/do we have some right to be paid? Or is it fair game because it is visible from the street?
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