Lamest k race win ever

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by dtb

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Yeah, Lexus is closely becoming one of those products that I hate simply because of the ads. Like Charmin bathroom tissue with the stupid ass bears and Subway's stupid $5 foot long song.

I had to go to all this trouble to point out that a hyphen in the highlighted phrase really would have aided the meaning in this sentence.

True, ass-bears would have been clearer.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

True, ass-bears would have been clearer.

I couldn't decide which way I wanted to modify things, so I left the hyphen out. Could have gone either way.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Can someone please tell me the field in which most people love their jobs? Jobs suck. Working sucks. Having to work to make enough money to keep a lifestyle you like sucks.

My husband loves his job. AND he's hot.

(Those two things are sort of related, but I just wanted to remind everyone how hot he is.)

My oldest boy is really into history, and tonight at dinner said, "Too bad a career in history doesn't pay the bills." Boy, what a bummer it is that my boy is cognizant of the drugdery that lies ahead -- at age 12.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by dtb

My oldest boy is really into history, and tonight at dinner said, "Too bad a career in history doesn't pay the bills." Boy, what a bummer it is that my boy is cognizant of the drugdery that lies ahead -- at age 12.

Suggest to him a career as a chef or an artist.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Adder

Yeah. Right. We all believe you.

I don't know her either [Katie Morgan]. Do you all believe me?!?

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Suggest to him a career as a chef or an artist.

or hot-ness, and marry well.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by dtb

I don't know her either [Katie Morgan]. Do you all believe me?!?

Yes!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

One space or two? I could change to one, I suppose.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

One space or two? I could change to one, I suppose.

Please allow me to say, with all sensitivity to the current political climate, that guy should be shot in the head. Totally. Frackin'. Ridiculous.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Adder

Please allow me to say, with all sensitivity to the current political climate, that guy should be shot in the head. Totally. Frackin'. Ridiculous.

It makes sense but should be ignored in law where you have periods all over the fucking place, not just at the end of a sentence.

I mean there's the whole F. Supp., F.2d. alt.sex.fetish.feet things to think about and two spaces after a period at the end of a sentence tends to tell people that this period is a period different from all the others.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by dtb

I don't know her either [Katie Morgan]. Do you all believe me?!?

I don't. I'm pretty sure you guys used to go to the same gym.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

One space or two? I could change to one, I suppose.

In an ideal world, a space would be used to separate characters and there would be different symbols to use to indicate a pause. // But we do not live in an ideal world. ' Do we?

[Icky Thump]

is that when they open a Del Taco in New York, I am fucking there dude.

[Hank Chinaski]

has anyone heard from penske since he had the layover in Minn? I'm worried the itchy feet problem might have gotten him arrested.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

This is pretty funny. Not sure whether Namath as Yoda or Michelle Ryan as sexy Leia is more genius.