Lamest k race win ever

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Adder

I'm thinking

nvm

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Since Skynet must've had some hiccups on the whole April-21-is-Judgment-Day thingeroo, here's the new date.



Remember, the Bible guarantees it, so be sure to put this date down in the ol' Outlook. Prepare to cry mightily, sinners.

We have one of these right by my freeway exit. I like the lack of a Bible cite as to the judgment day. Plus, how does one collect for the breach of guarantee by the Bible?

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

We have one of these right by my freeway exit. I like the lack of a Bible cite as to the judgment day. Plus, how does one collect for the breach of guarantee by the Bible?

I think you return your Bible, with receipt, to the Christian bookstore from whence you purchased it for a full refund.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Adder

I'm thinking of buying. Do I need the wireless plan or is wifi sufficient? The uses I currently anticipate are at home or on a plane where wireless will be unnecessary. I also have my iphone for when I'm out an about, so maybe I don't need it? I'm sure I'm missing some way in which I will use the thing and really want wireless coverage.

Also, the single biggest factor keeping me from buying has been the limited storage. The 16 Gigs on my iphone are not enough for my entire audio collection, although there's probably no need to carry all of that on the iPad. Nonetheless, if I want to load up with a movie or several movies for a plane trip, do I need 64G? Is that enough?

I have one with just the wifi and haven't felt like I was missing out on anything. Granted, I've had it less than three weeks, so I haven't really explored its cababilities or how I will end up using it. I really love it for RSS reading and recommend flipboard if you're into that sort of thing.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Doesn't airplane use require wireless?

The question is wifi vs. wireless data plan from verizon or at&t. Airplane requires wifi.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Since Skynet must've had some hiccups on the whole April-21-is-Judgment-Day thingeroo, here's the new date.



Remember, the Bible guarantees it, so be sure to put this date down in the ol' Outlook. Prepare to cry mightily, sinners.

I hereby declare May 20, 2011 as National Single Malt Scotch And No-Strings-Attached Unsolicited Fellatio Day. I'm very excited for the parade.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

No-Strings-Attached Unsolicited Fellatio

Are strings generally involved in unsolicited fellatio situations?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I hereby declare May 20, 2011 as National Single Malt Scotch And No-Strings-Attached Unsolicited Fellatio Day. I'm very excited for the parade.

I'm having a disturbing vision of Weed staggering down Fifth Avenue, in one hand an empty Laphroig bottle and, in the other hand, the head of a lovely lass trying desperately to stir his booze-sodden cock to life.

He's followed by Adder, carrying a bottle of Johnny Walker Red and wondering where his fellatio is.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

Are strings generally involved in unsolicited fellatio situations?

I do not recommend googling that question.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I hereby declare May 20, 2011 as National Single Malt Scotch And No-Strings-Attached Unsolicited Fellatio Day. I'm very excited for the parade.

if you conform to the point of observing national holidays there will certainly be "strings attached."

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I hereby declare May 20, 2011 as National Single Malt Scotch And No-Strings-Attached Unsolicited Fellatio Day. I'm very excited for the parade.

That actually occurs in SF on May 15th this year - http://www.google.com/search?q=bay+t...w=1259&bih=839 .

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Since Skynet must've had some hiccups on the whole April-21-is-Judgment-Day thingeroo, here's the new date.



Remember, the Bible guarantees it, so be sure to put this date down in the ol' Outlook. Prepare to cry mightily, sinners.

Judgment Day was August 4, 1997. "Skynet becomes self-aware at 02:14 am Eastern Time after its activation on August 4, 1997 and launches nuclear missiles at Russia to incite a counterattack against the humans who, in a panic, tried to disconnect it."

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Judgment Day was August 4, 1997. "Skynet becomes self-aware at 02:14 am Eastern Time after its activation on August 4, 1997 and launches nuclear missiles at Russia to incite a counterattack against the humans who, in a panic, tried to disconnect it."

Ok, but then April 21, 2011. Judgment Day. Kyle Reese and Derek Reese witness the launch of U.S. missiles while playing ball in their yard.[1]

As a result of temporal interference by Sarah Connor, her son John, Miles Dyson, and the T-800[2] destroying Cyberdyne headquarters and all backups of the research in 1995, the date for Judgment day is moved back to here.[3] Skynet is destined to go online a few days earlier on April 19, 2011 at 20:11.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...&postcount=212

TM

[Adder]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...&postcount=212

TM

Highly discriminatory.