Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Brace yourself: Tink and Periwinkle are twins who were born when a baby's first laugh split in two on its way to the Pixie Dust Tree. They grew up apart because Periwinkle was raised in the Winter Kingdom, so each didn't know of the other's existence until fate reunited them.

We're talking about a company with a profit motive so strong it made "Bambi 2" without realizing it was shitting on something sacred.

Man, you can tell your fundamental education was in religious studies. You'll buy anything.

[Icky Thump]

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Brace yourself: Tink and Periwinkle are twins who were born when a baby's first laugh split in two on its way to the Pixie Dust Tree. They grew up apart because Periwinkle was raised in the Winter Kingdom, so each didn't know of the other's existence until fate reunited them.

We're talking about a company with a profit motive so strong it made "Bambi 2" without realizing it was shitting on something sacred.

I reject this completely.

[Paisley]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by the suburbs, stuffed
hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the Mall of America at dusk looking for an American doll,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the
starry Grand Caravan in the machinery of night,
whom wealth and khakied and hollow-eyed and medicated sat up working in the
supernatural darkness of glass towered offices floating across the tops of
cities contemplating angsty chick music....

This was an amazingly helpful string of posts. So anti the F-U Fridays of the past. Thank you.

Still have Rocky Horror Picture Show running through my head.

[Paisley]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

TINKERBELL DOES NOT HAVE A SISTER!!

WTF with these imposters.

OK - I'm old (ish), married, and have kids too. But you guys - at least I'm talking about over-sexed transvestites. Have you no respect for the roots of this board??

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Yes, please

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Paisley

OK - I'm old (ish), married, and have kids too. But you guys - at least I'm talking about over-sexed transvestites. Have you no respect for the roots of this board??

Back on topic, then: Tinker Bell has had the best thighs in the business since 1953. And you just know she wants the D.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Back on topic, then: Tinker Bell has had the best thighs in the business since 1953. And you just know she wants the D.

when you are watching cartoons with your kids do you have to run to the bathroom a lot?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

when you are watching cartoons with your kids do you have to run to the bathroom a lot?

I know Mrs. Grinch told the kids they couldn't watch Kim Possible with him anymore - perhaps this rule is best extended?

[SEC_Chick]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Brace yourself: Tink and Periwinkle are twins who were born when a baby's first laugh split in two on its way to the Pixie Dust Tree. They grew up apart because Periwinkle was raised in the Winter Kingdom, so each didn't know of the other's existence until fate reunited them.

We're talking about a company with a profit motive so strong it made "Bambi 2" without realizing it was shitting on something sacred.

In defense of Bambi 2, Patrick Stewart voices Bambi's father, and if I had a laminated list of fictional characters, Capt. Jean Luc Picard would totally be on it, but I am a dork, and my standards are probably not as high as yours as, in addition to owning Bambi 2, I watched Sharknado with the kids last night. Man Ian Ziering can really chainsaw a shark in half.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Back on topic, then: Tinker Bell has had the best thighs in the business since 1953. And you just know she wants the D.

At Disney, The woman playing Tinkerbell looked about 35, but the Periwinkle girl was smokin'.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

At Disney, The woman playing Tinkerbell looked about 35, but the Periwinkle girl was smokin'.

"If you want friends, be friendly." — Walt Disney

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

At Disney, The woman playing Tinkerbell looked about 35, but the Periwinkle girl was smokin'.

You seem to think 35 is inconsistent with smokin'.

Was Spanky your sock?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

At Disney, The woman playing Tinkerbell looked about 35, but the Periwinkle girl was smokin'.

here,



now you go find a picture of some random Disney visitor standing next to Jasmine, where the random visitor is more fuckable than Jasmine.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

You seem to think 35 is inconsistent with smokin'.

Was Spanky your sock?

Uh oh, this won't be pretty.

JUST TO CLARIFY, MY COMMENT IN NO WAY IMPLIES THERE IS ANY DIRECT CORRELATION, POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE BETWEEN ATTRACTIVENESS AND ANY OTHER COHORT.