Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Adder

I'm not sure it is "protected" on private property, but certainly seems wiser to tolerate it than call the police, which will inevitably lead to escalation.

Remember stink bombs? We used to drop those in department stores in grade school. Smelled like a hundred rotten eggs. You could clean out a whole floor of people in fifteen minutes. Seems to me all Columbia needed was a pallet of those things. Lob them by the dozens into the quad every few minutes, and for good measure, set up a PA system to play a mix of Nickelback and Yoko Ono songs on repeat at top volume while doing so. That quad would be cleared in two hours, tops.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Remember stink bombs? We used to drop those in department stores in grade school. Smelled like a hundred rotten eggs. You could clean out a whole floor of people in fifteen minutes. Seems to me all Columbia needed was a pallet of those things. Lob them by the dozens into the quad every few minutes, and for good measure, set up a PA system to play a mix of Nickelback and Yoko Ono songs on repeat at top volume while doing so. That quad would be cleared in two hours, tops.

I’ve paid over $100,000 for my child to attend Columbia. But it will all be worth it to see her walk the stage at graduation!

Wait, what?