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08-26-2009, 05:05 PM
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#1951
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prodigal poster
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Re: This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Like this?
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No, like beef chili on french fries with cheese.
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08-26-2009, 05:05 PM
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#1952
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Who knows? (Who cares? I thought it was interesting.)
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A friend of mine went to her first meeting yesterday. I'm forwarding it to her and to another friend who stopped going to meetings about six months ago after finding out she was losing her job. She probably needs to start again.
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08-26-2009, 05:30 PM
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#1953
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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And which esteemed posters did you think needed to read that?
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I figured that anyone who clicked on a link with that intro would like it. I did. Maybe it's because I just read Infinite Jest, which is heavy into A.A.
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08-26-2009, 05:38 PM
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I figured that anyone who clicked on a link with that intro would like it. I did. Maybe it's because I just read Infinite Jest, which is heavy into A.A.
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The best thing to make you* slow your drinking down considerably is to have kids. It's just not worth the hangover.
*and by "you" I mean "me"
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-26-2009, 05:39 PM
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Southern charmer
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When bears attack. With cardboard.
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08-26-2009, 05:41 PM
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#1956
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I figured that anyone who clicked on a link with that intro would like it. I did. Maybe it's because I just read Infinite Jest, which is heavy into A.A.
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It was interesting, I was just giving you a hard time.
Also, I am sure it will surprise no one, but I do not think I could do AA. Admitting powerlessness and accepting a higher power are both beyond my capabilities, I think. |
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08-26-2009, 05:46 PM
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Steaming Hot
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Re: This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by evenodds
No, like beef chili on french fries with cheese.
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Hmm. That actually looks mighty tasty. |
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08-26-2009, 05:47 PM
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#1958
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Re: When bears attack. With cardboard.
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
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I trust someone's alerted Colbert?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-26-2009, 06:06 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The best thing to make you* slow your drinking down considerably is to have kids. It's just not worth the hangover.
*and by "you" I mean "me"
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Personally, I've found that alcohol is pretty much indispensable to parenting.
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08-26-2009, 06:09 PM
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Southern charmer
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
Personally, I've found that alcohol is pretty much indispensable to parenting.
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It does slow the kids down, I agree. |
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08-26-2009, 06:20 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
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Re: This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by evenodds
I love poutine, though it represents everything I don't eat -- except cheese, (Cheese is one of my four food groups along with sashimi, booze, and beef.)
They've been adding it to restaurants all over town, Tex-ifying it, which is as horrifying as you might imagine.
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Poutine represents three things I will eat, but not in the same sitting. It shows that maybe the Jews were onto something with the whole kashrut thing, and that every superiority complex of the French is utterly false. The Québécois are the Billy Carter of the French.
Last edited by Atticus Grinch; 08-26-2009 at 06:24 PM..
Reason: I don't know how many things are in poutine
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08-26-2009, 06:25 PM
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#1962
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
Poutine represents four things I will eat, but not in the same sitting. It shows that maybe the Jews were onto something with the whole kashrut thing, and that every superiority complex of the French is utterly false. The Québécois are the Billy Carter of the French.
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No disrespect to anyone's religion, but meat and cheese are a combination made in heaven, and pork is the world's most naturally tasty food.
Clearly the creators of kashrut were masochists. |
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08-26-2009, 06:44 PM
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#1963
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prodigal poster
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Re: This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
Poutine represents three things I will eat, but not in the same sitting. It shows that maybe the Jews were onto something with the whole kashrut thing, and that every superiority complex of the French is utterly false. The Québécois are the Billy Carter of the French.
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Poutine: frites, cheese curds, gravy.
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08-26-2009, 07:15 PM
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It's all about me.
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Re: This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by Adder
No disrespect to anyone's religion, but meat and cheese are a combination made in heaven, and pork is the world's most naturally tasty food.
Clearly the creators of kashrut were masochists.
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Not a meat eater, or a pork eater, but oysters are proof to me that kashrut is just wrong.
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08-26-2009, 07:46 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
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Re: This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
Not a meat eater, or a pork eater, but oysters are proof to me that kashrut is just wrong.
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http://www.foodreference.com/html/ba...seoysters.html (bacon and cheese oysters)
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