This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

And monkeys, spiders, and penguins.

Also, no.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

And monkeys, spiders, and penguins.

She don't like spiders and snakes.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

At first, I thought that you were just screwing around - my family always kept butter in the fridge. So did every other family around whom I've spent any time or seen how they've kept their kitchen. You've changed my whole worldview.

So now your worldview is that rancid butter is a good thing?

Unless you are going thru a stick of butter in a day or two, you should keep it in the fridge. If you want it soft and spreadable, then take it out an hour before dinner, or put a smaller piece of it out.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Also, no.

Oh don't stop on my account. In fact, you're cordially invited to eat me.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

So now your worldview is that rancid butter is a good thing?

Unless you are going thru a stick of butter in a day or two, you should keep it in the fridge. If you want it soft and spreadable, then take it out an hour before dinner, or put a smaller piece of it out.

I should probably mention that I eat quite a lot of butter. Probably more than the average person. But it appears Coltrane is a kindred spirit. Yay butter!

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

So now your worldview is that rancid butter is a good thing?

Unless you are going thru a stick of butter in a day or two, you should keep it in the fridge. If you want it soft and spreadable, then take it out an hour before dinner, or put a smaller piece of it out.

Other than Paula Deen, who goes through a stick of butter in a day or two? I'll keep it in the fridge.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

So now your worldview is that rancid butter is a good thing?

Unless you are going thru a stick of butter in a day or two, you should keep it in the fridge. If you want it soft and spreadable, then take it out an hour before dinner, or put a smaller piece of it out.

My rule: anything I buy refrigerated, stays refrigerated until I use it.

Originally Posted by evenodds

My rule: anything I buy refrigerated, stays refrigerated until I use it.

2. Unless you're going through several tubes of sperm a day, keep it in the fridge. We just take out a little about an hour before dinner.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

You've changed my whole worldview.

In. Deed.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

Other than Paula Deen, who goes through a stick of butter in a day or two? I'll keep it in the fridge.

I go through a stick of butter in a week or so. It's never gone rancid.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I should probably mention that I eat quite a lot of butter. Probably more than the average person. But it appears Coltrane is a kindred spirit. Yay butter!

Yep. We go through a lot of butter, as did my family when I was growing up. You know why? Because butter is fucking awesome.

And skim milk is the Antichrist.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by ironweed

2. Unless you're going through several tubes of sperm a day, keep it in the fridge. We just take out a little about an hour before dinner.

Sperm I acquire and use at body temperature.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I should probably mention that I eat quite a lot of butter. Probably more than the average person. But it appears Coltrane is a kindred spirit. Yay butter!

I eat lots of butter -- but, mostly, I just cook with it. So it doesn't need to be soft (and if I'm actually measuring it, it's easier if it's firm).

I don't usually spread butter on anything. Except, recently, I was introduced to this French butter (L'Echire?), and I would spread that stuff on just about anything. Bread, carrots, my arm, a DVD...... fuck, that stuff is good.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I go through a stick of butter in a week or so. It's never gone rancid.

My family, until my dad got weird and put it in the fridge, kept it out on a butter dish and it never went rancid and I have no idea how quickly we went thru it. Including when we lived in Arkansas.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Sperm I acquire and use at body temperature.

It seems like it comes out hot. Am I misremembering?