This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6yzjDXp_og

Watch it over and over. It is a scorched earth approach to your problem, but it will work.

Yessss!!!!!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Would someone please help me get Lady Gaga out of my head.

Give back the $500.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by evenodds

$500, which to me sounds about right for 15 minutes of work.

if you leave those kind of memories you have a great second source of income. I would take a glance at your firm's partnership agreement and see how it defines the services for which it takes all proceeds, just to see if they define them broadly.


p.s. Sunday's Hung had two exterior shots from a block away- eventually my firm's sign will be there.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Usually true, but remember, Less often travels in low-cost districts.

Everything is more expensive in San Francisco. We have to pay the 4% Health Care tax.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Everything is more expensive in San Francisco. We have to pay the 4% Health Care tax.

If there's anyone who I want to make sure has good health care, it's the woman with my dick in her mouth.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

If there's anyone who I want to make sure has good health care, it's the woman with my dick in her mouth.

Of course, that's only necessary if you're unlucky enough to have a dick that doesn't have healing powers.

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Only In LA Dept.:

Twelve people have been injured, including two people who refused orders to evacuate and sought cover from the flames in a backyard hot tub as the fire barreled through the area, the authorities said.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Only In LA Dept.:

Human stupidity is limited to LA? Or backyard hot tubs?

I don't think so on either count.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Of course, that's only necessary if you're unlucky enough to have a dick that doesn't have healing powers.

Don't you mean Wolverine-like healing powers?

But, I have a question . . .

Oral is not really in my repertoire (oral to completion, that is), so why is it such a big deal to guys? Is it a power thing?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Don't you mean Wolverine-like healing powers?

But, I have a question . . .

Oral is not really in my repertoire (oral to completion, that is), so why is it such a big deal to guys? Is it a power thing?

No. That's anal.

It's simple. Oral feels good. And we don't have to do anything (except maybe click the remote) while getting it.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Don't you mean Wolverine-like healing powers?

I think he meant the power to heal others who come in contact with it.

Oral is not really in my repertoire (oral to completion, that is)

This statement is internally inconsistent. You mean choose to refuse to finish the job. As you apparently have the skills, it's in your repertoire, you just choose not to use it. To reference Dan Savage, not very GGG of you.

so why is it such a big deal to guys? Is it a power thing?

Personally, I don't think it is a power thing. It feels good. Variety is good. Presumably you also enjoy multiple kinds of stimulation, perhaps even multiple ways of reaching climax.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

If there's anyone who I want to make sure has good health care, it's the woman with my dick in her mouth.

When o' when will Tom Ammiano back legalizing and taxing prostitution? It might not raise the alleged $1.3 billion the proposed pot tax would generate, but it would still be a win-win situation for all involved.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Don't you mean Wolverine-like healing powers?

But, I have a question . . .

Oral is not really in my repertoire (oral to completion, that is), so why is it such a big deal to guys? Is it a power thing?

I cannot speak for other men, but there is also an element of (even if she is faking it) "she enjoys actively sucking, tickling, licking, caressing, whatever, my dick" whereas vaginal sex is less personal to me. She could be lying there asleep or thinking about the crochet she is knitting.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Don't you mean Wolverine-like healing powers?

But, I have a question . . .

Oral is not really in my repertoire (oral to completion, that is), so why is it such a big deal to guys? Is it a power thing?

there is the line in clerks where the the guy tells his girlfriend "it's easy to get a guy off, but we have to work at getting a woman off."

sex done right by a guy means he is doing lots of stuff, it's mission control kind of. a woman might be as busy, or might not, but a guy has to be. a BJ? it's just relax and enjoy, the focus being on the guy alone.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Don't you mean Wolverine-like healing powers?

No. That's not what I meant (although I feel sorry for those who don't have that too).

Originally Posted by evenodds

But, I have a question . . .

Oral is not really in my repertoire (oral to completion, that is), so why is it such a big deal to guys? Is it a power thing?

1. How is this possible? You suck and don't suck all at the same time. You need to take another, hard look at why any of your previous relationships didn't work out.

2. A good blow job is awesome. It's not about power (unless you're on your knees, in which case it partially is). It's more about the mouth and tongue action, which really feels great. And the visual. I love the visual. If you're just talking about blow jobs to completion, then ask yourself if would like to be interrupted right before you have an orgasm. Also, swallowing makes us think you really like to suck a dick, which makes the whole experience that much better.

TM