This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

In my experience more women seem to be really into blowjobs than men, especially to completion. So, yeah, I would definitely say it's a power thing.

lolz.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

E/O sucks. Gwinky swallows.

And you eat pussy like a pro.

It's been a banner day.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

You all suck and gwinky will be disappointed.

We were talking about blowjobs. Focus, would you?

I was trying to email a hooker to meet me in my office.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

I was trying to email a hooker to meet me in my office.

Too bad you only have her gmail account.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Did you notice that E/O was talking about men as a monolithic group?

Yeah, and I should have mentioned that to be fair, but I was trying to leave it aside. Anyhoo, I guess the point is that I am having trouble doing work too.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Speak for yourself, snake-boy. I eat pussy like a pro.

Sure. And e/o thinks she gives "elite" head too...

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Too bad you only have her gmail account.

Bitch won't read my tweets.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

they are "working on fixing it." Whatever that means.

It means "most of us are playing foosball."

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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Agreed. But I think the prime reason men like blow jobs is being overlooked. Holding women down and fucking them hard (you all like that, monolithically, from time to time) is work. Try doing 100 high speed push ups and see how your shoulders feel. Blow jobs involve zero work. They're the best of all possible worlds - sitting ass, doing nothing and getting off at the same time. Masturbation involves more effort.

What about face fucking? The woman gets to lie down while the guy does all the work.

(And side note for Sebby: If you're doing high speed push ups while having sex, you're either having the sex wrong or you're really freaking everyone out at the gym.)

TM

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

2. A good blow job is awesome. It's not about power (unless you're on your knees, in which case it partially is). It's more about the mouth and tongue action, which really feels great. And the visual. I love the visual. If you're just talking about blow jobs to completion, then ask yourself if would like to be interrupted right before you have an orgasm. Also, swallowing makes us think you really like to suck a dick, which makes the whole experience that much better.

I am not opposed to completing oral, which of course means swallowing.

Oral, for both of us, is part of foreplay or midplay, but it's never the finishing move for either. He loves the pornish visual of me on my knees (and it is a power thing for him), but he likes the pornish visual of everything we do.

Thinking through my (admittedly rather limited number of) sexual partners, it appears that if you have the opportunity to fuck me, you are going to want to finish fucking me, no matter what else we do.

That may mean I suck at blow jobs or that I am very good at everything else.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

What about face fucking? The woman gets to lie down while the guy does all the work.

(And side note for Sebby: If you're doing high speed push ups while having sex, you're either having the sex wrong or you're really freaking everyone out at the gym.)

TM

If you're going to do all that maneuvering, just fuck fuck.

(It's like a push up. You have a better analogy?)

[Adder]

Originally Posted by evenodds

I am not opposed to completing oral, which of course means swallowing.

Oral, for both of us, is part of foreplay or midplay, but it's never the finishing move for either. He loves the pornish visual of me on my knees (and it is a power thing for him), but he likes the pornish visual of everything we do.

Thinking through my (admittedly rather limited number of) sexual partners, it appears that if you have the opportunity to fuck me, you are going to want to finish fucking me, no matter what else we do.

That may mean I suck at blow jobs or that I am very good at everything else.

Or you need to start dating men who can/want to get off more than once per session.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Adder

Sure. And e/o thinks she gives "elite" head too...

Her ex offered her $500.

My ex said I was "better than girls."

Whaddya you got?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Her ex offered her $500.

My ex said I was "better than girls."

Whaddya you got?

I always liked that Joe Jackson song.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Is anyone else having trouble accessing gmail?

It's back as of a minute ago for me. There was a message here about it: http://mail.google.com/support/