This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Her ex offered her $500.

My ex said I was "better than girls."

Whaddya you got?

I don't believe that I have ever made any personal performance claims, but instead suggested that a woman whose SO gives bad head should get a new SO.

But now that you raise it, I am not aware of any of my exes getting a new SO for that reason, but I'm afraid I don't have any sound bites to back it up. Maybe other kinds of bites, and for that matter scratches, and certainly some pleasurable sounds, but no sound bites.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

If you're going to do all that maneuvering, just fuck fuck.

I tend to like sex that involves maneuvering.

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

(It's like a push up. You have a better analogy?)

I was just going for the obvious joke, although it's not really like a push up, since one stays at the top of the "push up" while working. I get pain in my wrists* long before my shoulders even begin to hurt.

TM

*Yes, I see this is teed up for a masturbation joke. Have at it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I tend to like sex that involves maneuvering.

maybe he does push ups wrong?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

It's been a banner day.

It really has been. We haven't seen a day like this in ages.

E/O deserves the credit. I think I'm in love with her, in a non-compensatory way.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I was just going for the obvious joke, although it's not really like a push up, since one stays at the top of the "push up" while working. I get pain in my wrists long before my shoulders even begin to hurt.

TM

The wrought iron headboard is useful for avoiding wrist pain. Gives leverage at a more comfrotable angle.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

(It's like a push up. You have a better analogy?)

Squats, but she needs to have a strong back.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

The wrought iron headboard is useful for avoiding wrist pain.

And now I'm back to thinking about restraints.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

It really has been. We haven't seen a day like this in ages.

Quit talking about it like it's over. Hank hasn't finished yet.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

It really has been. We haven't seen a day like this in ages.

E/O deserves the credit. I think I'm in love with her, in a non-compensatory way.

I think John Phoenix is missing this. He's going to be pissed!!

[Adder]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I think John Phoenix is missing this. He's going to be pissed!!

There's a joke in there somewhere either about drunkness or water sports, but I'm having trouble finding it.

Perhaps there is something else slightly kinky you'd like to make Sidd think about for awhile?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Adder

Perhaps there is something else slightly kinky you'd like to make Sidd think about for awhile?

No need. I'm smoking a cigarette and Gwinky fell asleep, still tied to the sweat-soaked bed.

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I think John Phoenix is missing this. He's going to be pissed!!

I rely on GMail to tell me when there is a new post. Talk about a cruel, cruel day.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

No need. I'm smoking a cigarette and Gwinky fell asleep, still tied to the sweat-soaked bed.

Somehow, I would have guessed that you would be the one tied to the bed in that little fantasy.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Adder

Sure. And e/o thinks she gives "elite" head too...

I believe she said "high-end," which could just mean she doesn't deep throat.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Adder

Somehow, I would have guessed that you would be the one tied to the bed in that little fantasy.

Pervert.




I could work with that too, but I think Gwinky doesn't smoke.