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06-17-2009, 12:44 PM
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#226
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
I will not have a full set of teeth before next week. And possibly not then. So the thread title is inapropos.
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Blame Hank.
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06-17-2009, 12:47 PM
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#227
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the poor-man's spuckler
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Let's be honest - this is a dumb statement. Can you probably drive "O.K." at 1.5? Maybe. Can you probably drive at least as well as a 17 year old driving while listening to his favorite song at high volumes and texting a friend? I'd give you that. Can you drive "quite unimpaired" at 1.5? No.
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1.5 what?
.15? About twice the legal limit (in most states)? "quite unimpaired" ain't even close.
Or after 1.5 drinks? Which is probably about .02-.04 or so for most of us. Sure, but I don't know whay that's relevant.
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06-17-2009, 12:50 PM
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#228
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I knew Hank. Hank was a friend of mine.
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Aren't you guys all off by a decimal point? I'm rather sure .7 is legally dead. Uh, not to point out that an avocado is not a vegetable or anything.
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Are you arguing math and science with Hank?
Because, you know, he's better at that than he is at other things. |
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06-17-2009, 12:51 PM
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#229
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller
1.5 what?
.15? About twice the legal limit (in most states)? "quite unimpaired" ain't even close.
Or after 1.5 drinks? Which is probably about .02-.04 or so for most of us. Sure, but I don't know whay that's relevant.
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Depends on the timing of the test. I blew a .04 immediately after four beers.
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06-17-2009, 12:52 PM
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#230
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Depends on the timing of the test. I blew a .04 immediately after four beers.
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And the size of the blowee. |
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06-17-2009, 12:52 PM
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#231
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Depends on the timing of the test. I blew a .04 immediately after four beers.
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I can't make the joke 
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06-17-2009, 12:53 PM
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#232
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe. I think that PETA and pet lovers are more influential than MADD.
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Maybe with respect to the NFL, since probably half the fans are spending pretty much all of Sunday more inebriated than Stallworth.
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06-17-2009, 12:53 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller
1.5 what?
Or after 1.5 drinks? Which is probably about .02-.04 or so for most of us.
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Uh, I don't think this is at all accurate. Unless when you say "most of us" you are not including women at all. Sexist fuck.
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06-17-2009, 12:54 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
And the size of the blowee.
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you might want to spend less time looking up big words and concentrate on simple words, like the one you fucked up here.
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06-17-2009, 12:54 PM
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Depends on the timing of the test. I blew a .04 immediately after four beers.
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Hellloooooo sailor!
(hi Hank!)
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06-17-2009, 12:56 PM
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#236
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Think, Hank, Think.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
you might want to spend less time looking up big words and concentrate on simple words, like the one you fucked up here.
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I did not blow a word. |
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06-17-2009, 12:59 PM
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#237
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I can't make the joke |
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2009, 12:59 PM
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the poor-man's spuckler
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Uh, I don't think this is at all accurate. Unless when you say "most of us" you are not including women at all. Sexist fuck.
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I'm also excluding Hank.
But it's more about size and consumption pattern than sex. I'm discriminating against the petite and the non-alcoholic. So, size-ist fuck.
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06-17-2009, 01:04 PM
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#239
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Depends on the timing of the test. I blew a .04 immediately after four beers.
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The punter? After only 4 beers?
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06-17-2009, 01:05 PM
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#240
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Fucking FDA
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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller
I'm also excluding Hank.
But it's more about size and consumption pattern than sex. I'm discriminating against the petite and the non-alcoholic. So, size-ist fuck.
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What do you mean by "consumption pattern"? I don't think that alcoholics blow a lower BAC (though they may "seem" less drunk at a higher BAC than others). If you mean literally how many drinks per hour a person consumes, then I agree.
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