This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

Which model mattress did you get? Price?

You're in the market for a mattress that's not good for the sexing?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.

But how was the spiral? A frozen rope or a Leinart (or Jim Plunkett, for the old bastards) lazy lob?

Stated another way, did you kill the rats or just stun them? It matters.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by evenodds

I just realized I threw out an xtube reference and you're still talking about mattresses?

I caught it. Burger has my proxy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

You're in the market for a mattress that's not good for the sexing?

That's easy - a waterbed. The only thing less effective and comfortable is attempting the act in actual water.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by evenodds

I just realized I threw out an xtube reference and you're still talking about mattresses?

It's a little shocking. John Phoenix is hardly recognizable.

Or maybe we're all just old. Tell us more about your xtube channel.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by evenodds

I just realized I threw out an xtube reference and you're still talking about mattresses?

Having heard about what is in your repertoire, we assumed that you were just being a tease.

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

You're in the market for a mattress that's not good for the sexing?

We have a trapeze and swing for that.

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

You're in the market for a mattress that's not good for the sexing?

Phoenix is simply participating in the inexorable decline of civilization and all that is right with the world.

BusinessWeek

So, pick your side folks: A perfect night’s sleep, or great sex? Apparently, more of you prefer the sleep. According to a new survey of 12,500 frequent travelers (sponsored by Westin Hotels & Resorts conducted with the help of the National Sleep Foundation), more than 51% of respondents preferred a perfect night of sleep to great sex (that’s 20 percentage points higher than when Westin conducted a similar survey two years ago). Nearly half of those polled (42%) said they’d “rather have a sleeping pill on their pillow than a traditional chocolate,” and 57% said a bad night’s sleep has hurt their business performance.

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Here’s a sampling of the rest of the poll:

--men, not women, are more likely than women to take sleep over sex, with the majority of women saying they prefer sex to snoozing. And Americans aren't alone – in 90% the countries surveyed, sleep beat sex (Canada was the sole exception).

Gwinky, as always, remains a beacon for our hopes.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Adder

Having heard about what is in your repertoire, we assumed that you were just being a tease.

I thought this whole thing got started because of what isn't in her repertoire.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by evenodds

This feels like floating. There is an opposing softness and firmness. It's hard to describe. Go to a store and try them out. I went to a Havertys and they had dozens of models. That's how I picked what I loved.

I used to have a tempur pedic which I loved but it gave me headaches (I think I am allergic to the space age material). Anyway, I then got this http://www.lifekind.com/index.php/si...t/20/?from=3,5 which is organic natural rubber, and it is awesome for sleeping and also awesome for the sexing. And eco-friendly! (also, expensive).

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Phoenix is simply participating in the inexorable decline of civilization and all that is right with the world.

BusinessWeek




Gwinky, as always, remains a beacon for our hopes.

A bad night's sleep can be recompensed by a morning's good fuck.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

organic natural rubber [...] is awesome for sleeping and also awesome for the sexing. And eco-friendly! (also, expensive).

Is the sleeping or the sexing expensive? (or both?)

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by dtb

A bad night's sleep can be recompensed by a morning's good fuck.

And now we're back to weddings . . .

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Phoenix is simply participating in the inexorable decline of civilization and all that is right with the world.

BusinessWeek




Gwinky, as always, remains a beacon for our hopes.

I have to wonder if they offered to exchange anything more interesting than a sleeping pill for a chocolate. Throw in Halle Berry or Jenna Jameson (from several years back), and I suspect they would have gotten a different result.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Gwinky, as always, remains a beacon for our hopes.

Yay! I've never been more proud.