This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth - Page 170

Hank Chinaski · 09-03-2009, 12:42 PM

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The fornicators are on their own?

IIRC each act of fornication gathers a rosary, but that's afterwards- you can't ask the priest to pre-absolve a future sin.

cheval de frise · 09-03-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

you should know this- THE Church has issued a prayer for married couples to recite before sex.

What a buzzkill. Sex isn't a sacrament. And if it were food, it wouldn't be the Host. It'd be more like really good pasta...or, if you're Jon Gosselin, dollar store gummi bears.

CDF

Not Bob · 09-03-2009, 12:52 PM

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The characters from Beauty and the Beast?

Sebastian was the crab in Little Mermaid, no?

I am likely whiffing, but I was talking about the somewhat twee Scottish band.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/belle-seba...ice-baby.jhtml (a different song than my re line, sadly. Also, a commerial for the Beatle's version of Rock Band plays first)

evenodds · 09-03-2009, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Bob

I am likely whiffing, but I was talking about the somewhat twee Scottish band.

Somewhat twee?

That's like calling the The Puffy Chair kinda mumblecore or Oasis sorta britpop, or Burial possibly related to dubstep.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-03-2009, 01:04 PM

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I would think not for the structural integrity. Traditional box springs -- which I haven't used in 15 years or more, so I could be wrong -- have planks, right, rather than being a flat surface? The point is you need a flat surface for the mattress to rest upon.

You can check our channel on xtube.

[/LIST]Yes, I prefer a firm mattress. I had a pillow-top, but it was firm. The fabric is not too warm. That was more of an old-school problem, and they have re-engineered the tops and the fabrics to keep them cool and help with airflow. I live in Texas and I am perfectly comfortable.

How can pillow-tops be firm? They're...pillowed.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-03-2009, 01:09 PM

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calling the The Puffy Chair kinda mumblecore

This is better than Yahoo Serious Film Festival.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 09-03-2009, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by evenodds

Somewhat twee?

That's like calling the The Puffy Chair kinda mumblecore or Oasis sorta britpop, or Burial possibly related to dubstep.

Or Attican Bedshitter sorta awesome.

LessinSF · 09-03-2009, 01:31 PM

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ABBAKiss · 09-03-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

A bad night's sleep can be recompensed by a morning's good fuck.

Exactly. I have not slept well in years, but a lifetime of good fucking keeps me going strong.

Fugee · 09-03-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

you should know this- THE Church has issued a prayer for married couples to recite before sex.

I'd have thought for sure there'd be a line asking God to keep them from getting pregnant if they don't want to be.

Speaking of getting pregnant, Michelle Duggar is going to pop out another kid from the clown car that is her uterus. This kid is going to have a niece older than it is. I guess they're going to have to change the name of their reality show.

http://www.people.com/people/article...301647,00.html

evenodds · 09-03-2009, 02:34 PM

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Exactly. I have not slept well in years, but a lifetime of good fucking keeps me going strong.

Good fucking . . . is there nothing it can't do?

barely_legal · 09-03-2009, 02:43 PM

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I'd have thought for sure there'd be a line asking God to keep them from getting pregnant if they don't want to be.

Speaking of getting pregnant, Michelle Duggar is going to pop out another kid from the clown car that is her uterus. This kid is going to have a niece older than it is. I guess they're going to have to change the name of their reality show.

http://www.people.com/people/article...301647,00.html

"Oldest son Joshua, 21 and his wife Anna, 21, are expecting daughter Mackynzie Renée next month, so she will be older than her new aunt or uncle."

I don't understand this. They haven't had their baby yet, but they have already named it and have released her future name to the press? And that's completely apart from the ridiculous trailer park spelling of the first name (Paigow would be horrified).

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-03-2009, 02:59 PM

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I don't understand this. They haven't had their baby yet, but they have already named it and have released her future name to the press? And that's completely apart from the ridiculous trailer park spelling of the first name (Paigow would be horrified).

My niece announced her baby's name to everyone about when they found out the sex.

But, anyway, isn't the moment the Duggars become barren the moment they cease to have any relevance to the world?

Fugee · 09-03-2009, 03:03 PM

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But, anyway, isn't the moment the Duggars become barren the moment they cease to have any relevance to the world?

They have any relevance to the world?

ETA: I bet that mother decided to get pregnant as soon as her DIL announced her pregnancy.

Adder · 09-03-2009, 03:18 PM

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They have any relevance to the world?

ETA: I bet that mother decided to get pregnant as soon as her DIL announced her pregnancy.

If it weren't for you, I would have no knowledge of the reproductive decisions of the mentally ill.