LawTalkers  

Go Back   LawTalkers > General Discussion > The Fashionable

» Site Navigation
 > FAQ
» Online Users: 183
0 members and 183 guests
No Members online
Most users ever online was 9,654, 05-18-2025 at 04:16 AM.
Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-03-2009, 03:21 PM   #2551
Gattigap
Southern charmer
 
Gattigap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
Re: Relvance through fecundity?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee View Post
They have any relevance to the world?

ETA: I bet that mother decided to get pregnant as soon as her DIL announced her pregnancy.
Who the fuck are the Duggars?
Gattigap is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 03:29 PM   #2552
Pretty Little Flower
Moderator
 
Pretty Little Flower's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
Re: Relvance through fecundity?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap View Post
Who the fuck are the Duggars?
Oh right. You don't know who the Duggars are because you don't closely follow the reality TV show about them. Riiiiiiiight. And I suppose you have no idea what mumblecore is either. You may be able to pretend that you are not some mumblecore and reality-TV watching, dubstep-listening, Chuck. E. Cheese-birthday-party-attending motherfucker on the other chat boards, but we can see right through you here. Because we are smarter than you. Except Hank, and even he gets close after a few pops.
__________________
Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.

I am not sorry.
Pretty Little Flower is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 03:30 PM   #2553
ltl/fb
Registered User
 
ltl/fb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?

Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds View Post
And now we're back to weddings . . .
Only married people have sex. Only with the person they are married to?
__________________
I'm using lipstick again.
ltl/fb is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 03:37 PM   #2554
Replaced_Texan
Random Syndicate (admin)
 
Replaced_Texan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?

Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb View Post
Only married people have sex. Only with the person they are married to?
Well fuck. I've been doing it wrong.
__________________
"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Replaced_Texan is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 03:38 PM   #2555
ABBAKiss
Genius Known As ABBAKiss
 
ABBAKiss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?

Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb View Post
Only married people have sex. Only with the person they are married to?
I have sex with a lot of married people, so obviously people who are not married also have sex.
__________________
"Do the sex." --TM
ABBAKiss is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 03:39 PM   #2556
Fugee
Patch Diva
 
Fugee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
Re: Relvance through fecundity?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap View Post
Who the fuck are the Duggars?
I don't even have TLC and I know who they are so don't pretend you don't know.

They're the family in the news once or twice a year to announce they're either expecting or have just popped out another kid with a name starting with "J."
Fugee is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 03:42 PM   #2557
John Phoenix
[witticism TBA]
 
John Phoenix's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
Posts: 919
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?

Quote:
Originally Posted by ABBAKiss View Post
I have sex with a lot of married people, so obviously people who are not married also have sex.
It is such a pleasure to have you back.
__________________
Two men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong.
John Phoenix is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 03:44 PM   #2558
taxwonk
Wild Rumpus Facilitator
 
taxwonk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
Re: Relvance through fecundity?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower View Post
Oh right. You don't know who the Duggars are because you don't closely follow the reality TV show about them. Riiiiiiiight. And I suppose you have no idea what mumblecore is either. You may be able to pretend that you are not some mumblecore and reality-TV watching, dubstep-listening, Chuck. E. Cheese-birthday-party-attending motherfucker on the other chat boards, but we can see right through you here. Because we are smarter than you. Except Hank, and even he gets close after a few pops.
The only one of those references I got was Chuck E.Cheese. But then, I'm old and an acknowledged elitist fuck.
__________________
Send in the evil clowns.
taxwonk is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 03:49 PM   #2559
Fugee
Patch Diva
 
Fugee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?

Quote:
Originally Posted by ABBAKiss View Post
I have sex with a lot of married people, so obviously people who are not married also have sex.
Are you still with your baby daddy or did you kick him to the curb?
Fugee is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 03:57 PM   #2560
Gattigap
Southern charmer
 
Gattigap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
Re: Relvance through fecundity?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee View Post
I don't even have TLC and I know who they are so don't pretend you don't know.

They're the family in the news once or twice a year to announce they're either expecting or have just popped out another kid with a name starting with "J."

Ah. Right, right. I do vaguely remember hearing this as part of the freakazoid octomom/familyof20/JonandKateorsomething/People Magazine culturefest.

I have never watched this TLC thing, because I spend my spare obscure-cable-channel time with Good Eats with Alton Brown.
Gattigap is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 04:00 PM   #2561
Adder
I am beyond a rank!
 
Adder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,175
Re: Relvance through fecundity?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap View Post
Ah. Right, right. I do vaguely remember hearing this as part of the freakazoid octomom/familyof20/JonandKateorsomething/People Magazine culturefest.

I have never watched this TLC thing, because I spend my spare obscure-cable-channel time with Good Eats with Alton Brown.
All programs featuring Alton Brown are worthwhile.
Adder is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 04:02 PM   #2562
Pretty Little Flower
Moderator
 
Pretty Little Flower's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
Re: Relvance through fecundity?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap View Post
Ah. Right, right. I do vaguely remember hearing this as part of the freakazoid octomom/familyof20/JonandKateorsomething/People Magazine culturefest.

I have never watched this TLC thing, because I spend my spare obscure-cable-channel time with Good Eats with Alton Brown.
Listen, motherfucker, just put some dubstep on the hifi, pop some mumblecore into the DVD player, and log on to edit your Duggars family tribute blog, because you're not fooling anyone here. We are smarter than you.
__________________
Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.

I am not sorry.
Pretty Little Flower is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 04:03 PM   #2563
Cletus Miller
the poor-man's spuckler
 
Cletus Miller's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,997
Re: Relvance through fecundity?

Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk View Post
The only one of those references I got was Chuck E.Cheese. But then, I'm old and an acknowledged elitist fuck.
I would have thought that "motherfucker" would have registered.
__________________
never incredibly annoying
Cletus Miller is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 04:07 PM   #2564
ABBAKiss
Genius Known As ABBAKiss
 
ABBAKiss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee View Post
Are you still with your baby daddy or did you kick him to the curb?
Girl, he done been kicked to the curb grips ago.

I cannot pull off ghetto-speak at all, can I. Anyway, I have now moved on to hate-fucking all his friends.
__________________
"Do the sex." --TM

Last edited by ABBAKiss; 09-03-2009 at 04:09 PM..
ABBAKiss is offline  
Old 09-03-2009, 04:07 PM   #2565
Did you just call me Coltrane?
Registered User
 
Did you just call me Coltrane?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
Re: Relvance through fecundity?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder View Post
All programs featuring Alton Brown are worthwhile.
House Hunters. Just to mock people still buying McMansions.

And House Hunters International. Because it's cool to find out how much it costs to live in Costa Rica and Bali.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Did you just call me Coltrane? is offline  
Closed Thread


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0.1

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:45 PM.