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09-08-2009, 08:18 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by icky thump
with the impending apocalypse and all, maybe now would be a good time for the women to post pictures of their tits?
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09-08-2009, 08:19 PM
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#2777
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
I can't move myself upright so no walking, no unassisted showers, little drinking or prep of food. My world essentially has ended and I kind of want it to restart. Also I would set off metal detectors at airport so I think that, plus lack of any interest whatsoever, rules out world travel. Who cares about the rest of the world and seeing it?
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How about the beach? |
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09-08-2009, 08:35 PM
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by Adder
How about the beach?
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Like walking on sand is easy for the balance-impaired.
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09-08-2009, 08:39 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: End of bored days?
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Like walking on sand is easy for the balance-impaired.
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Hmm... okay... how about sitting at a sidewalk cafe and people watching/making fun of all the fools? They are even more ridiculous as Wrigley's-style twins. |
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09-08-2009, 08:40 PM
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Moderator
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Like walking on sand is easy for the balance-impaired.
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IF you start to tip one way, just rotate 180 degrees and let the slope be your friend!
At least it's a soft and/or cool landing.
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09-08-2009, 09:08 PM
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by evenodds
Orson Wells told us that Nostradamus said the world would end in like 1996. Yeah, still here.
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are we? or is there a computer program playing through many pod-like entities- with this reality here- simply what is playing across my screen?
prove it wrong.
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09-08-2009, 09:19 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
are we? or is there a computer program playing through many pod-like entities- with this reality here- simply what is playing across my screen?
prove it wrong.
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It doesn't matter whether we are or are not. We must act as if we have free will.
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09-08-2009, 09:25 PM
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Re: Look at this Fucking Hipster
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's getting hot in here! Do you write literotica?
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Like you haven't been following my work for years.
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09-08-2009, 10:09 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by evenodds
It doesn't matter whether we are or are not. We must act as if we have free will.
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Dude. That's deep. |
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09-09-2009, 12:55 AM
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by evenodds
It doesn't matter whether we are or are not. We must act as if we have free will.
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Mr Man and I made our wager tonight on what will cause The End of Days For Humans (thereby binding any future bloodlines). I took Global Warming. He took Disease. Our friend is deciding whether she'll take Warfare or Space Projectile. Once her wager is in, we'll have room for any others with additional options. Evil Martian Race??? Anyone?
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09-09-2009, 01:30 AM
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Mr Man and I made our wager tonight on what will cause The End of Days For Humans (thereby binding any future bloodlines). I took Global Warming. He took Disease. Our friend is deciding whether she'll take Warfare or Space Projectile. Once her wager is in, we'll have room for any others with additional options. Evil Martian Race??? Anyone?
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Global warming won't spell End of Days For Humans. It will trigger some massive depopulation, lots of resource wars and result in some kickin' beach property in Manitoba, but it won't wipe us out completely.
I'd lean towards the Disease/Martian Invasion combo. |
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09-09-2009, 01:35 AM
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Registered User
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
IF you start to tip one way, just rotate 180 degrees and let the slope be your friend!
At least it's a soft and/or cool landing.
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Sand only looks soft, and if I could sense things and move that quickly, I wouldn't have balance problem unless I were brain-damaged. Oh, wait . . .
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09-09-2009, 08:10 AM
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Moderator
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
I'd lean towards the Disease/Martian Invasion combo.
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Does either of those cover pestilence? And does pestilence include overpopulation-induced famine and ethnic strife?
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09-09-2009, 08:13 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Mr Man and I made our wager tonight on what will cause The End of Days For Humans (thereby binding any future bloodlines). I took Global Warming. He took Disease. Our friend is deciding whether she'll take Warfare or Space Projectile. Once her wager is in, we'll have room for any others with additional options. Evil Martian Race??? Anyone?
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Dibs on the conflict between the Kingdoms of the Beast and the Whore of Babylon. After all the seals are broken.
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09-09-2009, 09:10 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
With the impending apocalypse and all, maybe now would be a good time for the women to post pictures of their tits?
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You would be catching me at a good moment, but alas, I think I'll pass on the showing my tits thing. |
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