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09-09-2009, 09:13 AM
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#2791
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
I'll show my tits, but they will be wearing cowboy spurs, kinda like Ms. Jackson(ifyournasty).
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09-09-2009, 09:39 AM
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#2792
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I will choose a path that's clear.
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Originally Posted by evenodds
It doesn't matter whether we are or are not. We must act as if we have free will.
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Apropos of nothing, "I Love You, Man" is actually a Not Bad movie. And, to tie it into a fairly recent discussion, the character played by Quincy Jones's daughter had a fairly good explanation as to why some men don't like blowjobs (at least from their girlfriends) [not really a spoiler, what with it being a really minor plot point, and what with this not really being one of those movies that will be ruined by being told, as Lucy did to Linus, that Rosebud is the name of the dude's sled . . . uh, where was I? Oh, yes, stop reading here if you are concerned that your future enjoyment of this part of The Paul Rudd Oeuvre* will be ruined by any plot point revelation]
Why? Because of intimacy issues. Not a bad explanation, in my opinion. Carry on.
*Not a bad band name for an all girl emo group. Maybe some freshmen [sic] from Bryn Mawr are reading?
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09-09-2009, 09:48 AM
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#2793
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline.
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Dibs on the conflict between the Kingdoms of the Beast and the Whore of Babylon. After all the seals are broken.
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Put me down for Leonard Bernstein, Lenny Bruce, and/or Leonid Brezhnev.

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09-09-2009, 09:49 AM
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#2794
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
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Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, "I Love You, Man" is actually a Not Bad movie. And, to tie it into a fairly recent discussion, the character played by Quincy Jones's daughter had a fairly good explanation as to why some men don't like blowjobs (at least from their girlfriends) [not really a spoiler, what with it being a really minor plot point, and what with this not really being one of those movies that will be ruined by being told, as Lucy did to Linus, that Rosebud is the name of the dude's sled . . . uh, where was I? Oh, yes, stop reading here if you are concerned that your future enjoyment of this part of The Paul Rudd Oeuvre* will be ruined by any plot point revelation]
Why? Because of intimacy issues. Not a bad explanation, in my opinion. Carry on.
*Not a bad band name for an all girl emo group. Maybe some freshmen [sic] from Bryn Mawr are reading?
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My wife and I watched it via pay per view the other day. We both really liked it.
Did anyone else get the impression that the writers are big Howard Stern fans?
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Two men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong.
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09-09-2009, 10:12 AM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, "I Love You,
Why? Because of intimacy issues. Not a bad explanation, in my opinion. Carry on.
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Can you expound on that? Is it because the BJ is too intimate? Or not intimate enough? What? 
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09-09-2009, 10:15 AM
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#2796
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Mr Man and I made our wager tonight on what will cause The End of Days For Humans (thereby binding any future bloodlines). I took Global Warming. He took Disease. Our friend is deciding whether she'll take Warfare or Space Projectile. Once her wager is in, we'll have room for any others with additional options. Evil Martian Race??? Anyone?
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I think we'll nuke ourselves out of existence w/in the next 100 years. Whatever happens, I give us until the early to mid 22nd century until we're done.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-09-2009, 10:15 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss
I'll show my tits, but they will be wearing cowboy spurs, kinda like Ms. Jackson(ifyournasty).
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Who hasn't already seen my tits?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-09-2009, 10:16 AM
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#2798
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Registered User
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by dtb
You would be catching me at a good moment, but alas, I think I'll pass on the showing my tits thing.
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What does this mean? Guys can have BDDs. Can girls have BTDs?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-09-2009, 10:17 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
Put me down for Leonard Bernstein, Lenny Bruce, and/or Leonid Brezhnev.

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That's great. But it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes.
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09-09-2009, 10:18 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can girls have BTDs?
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Have you checked out your wife recently?
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09-09-2009, 10:18 AM
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#2801
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss
Can you expound on that? Is it because the BJ is too intimate? Or not intimate enough? What? 
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somewhere a Priest did a number on NotBob- he agonized over complimenting a waitress's hair.
ain't nothing wrong with a BJ
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-09-2009, 10:19 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think we'll nuke ourselves out of existence w/in the next 100 years.
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Who'll push the button first?
I say whatever asian country gets nukes and gets fed up with China first.
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09-09-2009, 10:20 AM
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#2803
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: I will choose a path that's clear.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, "I Love You, Man" is actually a Not Bad movie. And, to tie it into a fairly recent discussion, the character played by Quincy Jones's daughter had a fairly good explanation as to why some men don't like blowjobs (at least from their girlfriends) [not really a spoiler, what with it being a really minor plot point, and what with this not really being one of those movies that will be ruined by being told, as Lucy did to Linus, that Rosebud is the name of the dude's sled . . . uh, where was I? Oh, yes, stop reading here if you are concerned that your future enjoyment of this part of The Paul Rudd Oeuvre* will be ruined by any plot point revelation]
Why? Because of intimacy issues. Not a bad explanation, in my opinion. Carry on.
*Not a bad band name for an all girl emo group. Maybe some freshmen [sic] from Bryn Mawr are reading?
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It was a solid B. But Rashida Jones did not look nearly as good as she usually does. I think it was the bangs.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-09-2009, 10:20 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Re: Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob
Put me down for Leonard Bernstein, Lenny Bruce, and/or Leonid Brezhnev.

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the local JCC is in a heavily Russian immigrant neighborhood. 15 years ago they did a photo exhibit of WWII vets in their Soviet uniforms. it's still up and a very cool thing to see if any of you ever visit 
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-09-2009, 10:22 AM
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#2805
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Registered User
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Re: End of bored days?
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Have you checked out your wife recently?
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I will clarify: can girls have non-pregnancy related BTDs? I know they can swell during menstruation, but I really, really didn't want to bring that up.
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