This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I hate this saying. I prefer apples to orangutans.

I think you can compare apples and oranges. They're both fruit. They both grow on trees. They both can be made into juice.

Apples and orangutans having nothing in common.

Arghh. These women do have something in common. They are both women. So apples to oranges is way more apt.

Moran.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

When I see this, all I can think of is that watch seems too clunky for her and her left thumb seems too long and her left pinky too short. Thoughts Coltrane?

translation: people keep posting pix of females but not where we can see the feet. It's like everyone ignores what I need to vote on whether someone is hot.



Hank Disclaimer- I mean no ill-will towards the foot fetishers with the above.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Arghh. These women do have something in common. They are both women. So apples to oranges is way more apt.

Moran.

Are apples and oranges the same species? No. Not even in the same FAMILY! Wait a second, I think I'm contradicting my earlier argument.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I suppose there is just a subjective determination to whether someone is pretty or not. For example, I do not think Gwyneth Paltrow has a pretty face. But an old officemate of mine (male) (the one officemate I liked) thought she was the be-all and end-all of beauty.

Carolyn Bessette Kennedy was not hot.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I suppose there is just a subjective determination to whether someone is pretty or not. For example, I do not think Gwyneth Paltrow has a pretty face. But an old officemate of mine (male) (the one officemate I liked) thought she was the be-all and end-all of beauty.

Of course there's a subjective determination. That's what makes the discussion interesting.

For today's Vs., we have:

Paltrow



vs.

Bessette-Kennedy



I used to think Gwyneth Paltrow was pretty in a kind of ballerina way. But I think she ruined it with her personality. I never thought much of Bessette, even though she was considered by some* to be the be-all and end-all of beauty. She struck me as the real-life version of that Seinfeld girlfriend who looks great in a certain light and awful 5 minutes later in another.

TM

*Hi paigow!

eta: Whoa. When was the last time bnb and I were thinking the same thing?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

the level of whiffs these past few days has been staggering, and when someone of coltrane's abilities does it, well, it is time for us all to take a deep breath, and ask ourselves if the thought we are about to convey wasn't in fact included in the original post, before hitting "submit".

[barely_legal]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Of course there's a subjective determination. That's what makes the discussion interesting.

For today's Vs., we have:

Paltrow



vs.

Bessette-Kennedy



I used to think Gwyneth Paltrow was pretty in a kind of ballerina way. But I think she ruined it with her personality. I never thought much of Bessette, even though she was considered by some* to be the be-all and end-all of beauty. She struck me as the real-life version of that Seinfeld girlfriend who looks great in a certain light and awful 5 minutes later in another.

TM

*Hi paigow!

eta: Whoa. When was the last time bnb and I were thinking the same thing?

I would kill for Paltrow's teeth. My teeth are straight (and I never had to wear braces, thank goodness) but hers look perfect.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Of course there's a subjective determination. That's what makes the discussion interesting.

For today's Vs., we have:

Paltrow
vs.

Bessette-Kennedy

she got the man hands

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

the level of whiffs these past few days has been staggering, and when someone of coltrane's abilities does it, well, it is time for us all to take a deep breath, and ask ourselves if the thought we are about to convey wasn't in fact included in the original post, before hitting "submit".

Uh, I assumed the picture I posted was the exact reference she was making when she called me a "moran". Was that a whiff?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

eta: Whoa. When was the last time bnb and I were thinking the same thing?

I was thinking I would probably put you on the list of people I would blow, when we were talking about that a couple of days ago.

I bet you were thinking that too.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

I would kill for Paltrow's teeth. My teeth are straight (and I never had to wear braces, thank goodness) but hers look perfect.

You don't have to kill for those teeth, just pay for them.

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Of course there's a subjective determination. That's what makes the discussion interesting.

For today's Vs., we have:

Paltrow



vs.

Bessette-Kennedy



I used to think Gwyneth Paltrow was pretty in a kind of ballerina way. But I think she ruined it with her personality. I never thought much of Bessette, even though she was considered by some* to be the be-all and end-all of beauty. She struck me as the real-life version of that Seinfeld girlfriend who looks great in a certain light and awful 5 minutes later in another.

TM

*Hi paigow!

eta: Whoa. When was the last time bnb and I were thinking the same thing?

I have an overwhelming urge to fight the hypothetical and say "neither."

Since I can't, I'll take Gwyneth and a roll of duct tape. For her mouth. Although I know that sounds kind of bad.

CDF

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Uh, I assumed the picture I posted was the exact reference she was making when she called me a "moran". Was that a whiff?

Engaging with Hank on "whiffs" is like asking him about his scorekeeping. There's no chance of a meeting of the minds. For at least two reasons.

CDF

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I was thinking I would probably put you on the list of people I would blow, when we were talking about that a couple of days ago.

I bet you were thinking that too.

I just assume I'm on everyone's list until I am soundly rejected.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

Engaging with Hank on "whiffs" is like asking him about his scorekeeping. There's no chance of a meeting of the minds. For at least two reasons.

CDF

he stepped on her joke. and while we're at it, when someone posts "thanks for having my back," they typically understand that the post was actually an insult. it's a convention that goes back to Penske/Paigow days. I didn't call you on the whiff, since your know coltrane.