This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

the level of whiffs these past few days has been staggering, and when someone of coltrane's abilities does it, well, it is time for us all to take a deep breath, and ask ourselves if the thought we are about to convey wasn't in fact included in the original post, before hitting "submit".

I actually thought Coltrane was being meta, not whiffing.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Are apples and oranges the same species? No. Not even in the same FAMILY! Wait a second, I think I'm contradicting my earlier argument.

Do you think that guy is just signing his family name to the bottom of his message?


I thought so.

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I just assume I'm on everyone's list until I am soundly rejected.

TM

Also known as the Billy Martin approach.

CDF

[dtb]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

You don't have to kill for those teeth, just pay for them.

Unless your only source of income is whacking people.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I actually thought Coltrane was being meta, not whiffing.

Thanks for having my back.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

Engaging with Hank on "whiffs" is like asking him about his scorekeeping. There's no chance of a meeting of the minds. For at least two reasons.

CDF

Thanks for having my back.

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

he stepped on her joke. and while we're at it, when someone posts "thanks for having my back," they typically understand that the post was actually an insult. it's a convention that goes back to Penske/Paigow days. I didn't call you on the whiff, since your know coltrane.

You amuse me. Then again, so does my dog. Can you tell me more about conventions in board history?

CDF

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Thanks for having my back.

You misunderstand. I was only assuming a cranial vacuum in one participant.

(ETA that I'm now on the correct "meta" plane given the Gwinky post. I think. Nothing to see here.)

CDF

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

I have an overwhelming urge to fight the hypothetical and say "neither."

CDF

Me too. Fuck, this is a toughie.

I guess I would take Gwyneth too, but it would be really great if she got a personality transplant.

Since we are now comparing women who sort-of have the same features, how about Rachel McAdams v. Jennifer Garner? I would say Rachel by a mile, but it's kind of unfair b/c she is quite a bit younger.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Since we are now comparing women who sort-of have the same features, how about Rachel McAdams v. Jennifer Garner? I would say Rachel by a mile, but it's kind of unfair b/c she is quite a bit younger.

By many miles.

I likey the McAdams.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Me too. Fuck, this is a toughie.

I guess I would take Gwyneth too, but it would be really great if she got a personality transplant.

Since we are now comparing women who sort-of have the same features, how about Rachel McAdams v. Jennifer Garner? I would say Rachel by a mile, but it's kind of unfair b/c she is quite a bit younger.

Not even a contest.



The Vs. rules require that the two candidates be competitive.

Sorry.

TM

[dtb]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Not even a contest.



The Vs. rules require that the two candidates be competitive.

Sorry.

TM

She looks so much better as a brunette. That particular photo makes the point especially obvious.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by dtb

she looks so much better as a brunette. That particular photo makes the point especially obvious.

2!

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

A friend of mine went to this place after a break up and found it to be a perfect place to recover.

Where does the hiking come in? Up the stairs to the VIP lounge?

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I don't think my curve is way high. Garner is very fit, which makes her above average. But take a look at some of the photos of her when she hasn't had a team working on her for days.



Average. And pale. Not un-cute. But if you passed her on the street and she wasn't famous, no one on this board would think, "Wow."

TM

I'd hit it.