This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Adder]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I have never seen Garner. But you are correct, Swank is pale. However, I have seen her buying beer at my old beer wholesaler underneath the highline (they sold out to some crappy development, the fuckers) and she is pretty and her body kicks lots of ass. (Ask Mr. Miyagi.)

Of course I'm comparing apples to oranges. Why compare apples to apples? (By the way, oranges are better than apples.) I chose these two yesterday because (i) I was bored and (ii) people tend to have strong feelings about how unattractive they are. I don't think Garner's features are that much softer than Swank's, though. I will cop to liking Swank's bigger lips and agree that she should have her teeth filed down. But I don't think Garner is that pretty. I think Swank beats her in both categories, especially the body (even when they were both at their best).

TM

Swank is like the Seinfeld episode where her attractiveness varied moment to moment.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

http://www.reuters.com/article/marke...0090925?rpc=44


It's larger than a sextillion dollars, or a 1 followed by 21 zeros. Chiscolm's request is equivalent 1 followed by 22 digits.

The sum also dwarfs the world's 2008 gross domestic product of $60 trillion, as estimated by the World Bank.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

http://www.reuters.com/article/marke...0090925?rpc=44


It's larger than a sextillion dollars, or a 1 followed by 21 zeros. Chiscolm's request is equivalent 1 followed by 22 digits.

The sum also dwarfs the world's 2008 gross domestic product of $60 trillion, as estimated by the World Bank.

Is this more or less ridiculous than the terrorist wannabe who tried to blow up my old building in Dallas yesterday thinking that it actually housed Wells Fargo Bank as opposed to a branch and 2 floors of loan officers and ops people?

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

http://www.reuters.com/article/marke...0090925?rpc=44


It's larger than a sextillion dollars, or a 1 followed by 21 zeros. Chiscolm's request is equivalent 1 followed by 22 digits.

The sum also dwarfs the world's 2008 gross domestic product of $60 trillion, as estimated by the World Bank.

The question, however, has been raised as to whether the case, in which Judge Chin gave the guy a month to show cause why it should not be dismissed, will derail his nomination to the Second Circuit.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Fugee

I'm the one who thinks his curve is high. I still don't think Jennifer Garner is average. She may not be WOW HOT but looking around at women as a whole, she's at least above average and I'd put her at pretty.

Maybe being in New York skews the perception with more models and actresses (and wannabes of both) per capita than in the rest of the country.

A guy I used to know (who lived in Washington then, and NY now), used to travel to Minneapolis and come back talking abou thow hot the women are. But I always thought it had to do with the slightly higher percentage of blonds.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

AL playoffs- would be RS v. Yanks except they are same division- so the wild card bounces to LA? I fear the Yanks, but I fear Fenway more. The Tigers NEVER win there.

With a little luck, you won't have to fear either.

[ltl/fb]

Dentist just took molds. 3 more weeksuntil fake temp tooth.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Adder

A guy I used to know (who lived in Washington then, and NY now), used to travel to Minneapolis and come back talking abou thow hot the women are. But I always thought it had to do with the slightly higher percentage of blonds.

I wish they all could be California girls.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Adder

A guy I used to know (who lived in Washington then, and NY now), used to travel to Minneapolis and come back talking abou thow hot the women are. But I always thought it had to do with the slightly higher percentage of blonds.

The guy you used to know is out of his fucking mind.

TM

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

actually the problem the last week is that Chicago fell right on its face. if the sox keep lying down, we'll be fine- 7 of our last 10 are against them.

6 of the last 10. The other 4 are against the Twins, who play the Royals for 6 of their remaining 10.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

The guy you used to know is out of his fucking mind.

TM

There is quite a bit of evidence in that direction, yes.

[Pretty Little Flower]

This story is about a group of white people who went out assauting black people, announcing to their victoms that they were out to assault people, called the victims racial epithets during the assaults, and even announced that they intended to assassinate the president and his family. The Star Tribune described the assults as "racially-tinged." Tinged? Like, there might be a little bit of racial stuff on the outskirts? Or maybe it's possible that the assaults may be slightly colored (sts) by racial motives? The Star Tribune is barely even a newspaper.

http://www.startribune.com/local/614...3aPc:_Yyc:aUUX

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

This story is about a group of white people who went out assauting black people, announcing to their victoms that they were out to assault people, called the victims racial epithets during the assaults, and even announced that they intended to assassinate the president and his family. The Star Tribune described the assults as "racially-tinged." Tinged? Like, there might be a little bit of racial stuff on the outskirts? Or maybe it's possible that the assaults may be slightly colored (sts) by racial motives? The Star Tribune is barely even a newspaper.

http://www.startribune.com/local/614...3aPc:_Yyc:aUUX

My favorite part was where the reporter said the two male suspects were "apprehended by a police canine."

If the dog had to bite them, I hope the poor thing is tested for rabies.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

My favorite part was where the reporter said the two male suspects were "apprehended by a police canine."

If the dog had to bite them, I hope the poor thing is tested for rabies.

The paper has now decided that they are racially charged.

Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs

The paper has now decided that they are racially charged.

Sorry. I only pay attention to reports of "racially stoked" attacks. Anything else is inconclusive.

Edited to add:

Happy Oktoberfest!