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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-01-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by evenodds

no matter which college football game i am watching, i always wear a bra in one of my alma mater's colors and panties in the other.

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Cletus Miller · 10-01-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

2. The only reason I go to NFL games is because out-of-town friends fly in for them.

You don't find Comiskey to be a minefield of drunken trouble?

Although at Sox/Cubs gamse, it's almost always the visting fans that are most likely to be trouble--at one game on the southside, the only obnoxiousness* was from Cubs fans.

*Apart from numerous Sox fans with offensive shirts--but I put that down to their limited grasp of written english.

Atticus Grinch · 10-01-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by evenodds

No matter which college football game I am watching, I always wear a bra in one of my alma mater's colors and panties in the other.

I think this is a great tradition and will start doing so myself. I happened to note your LS has the same colors as my undergrad school. Would you mind mailing a pair so I can get started? Foot ball season starts soon, so time is of the essence.

Atticus Grinch · 10-01-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

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I regret that our schools do not appear to have any colors in common. Not even white.

taxwonk · 10-01-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

i stayed at redondo summer 81?

But were you in Jersey late December, back in '63?

Icky Thump · 10-01-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

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Let's see how snobby this place actually is: has anyone here ever worn a jersey to a sporting event? I haven't and don't intend to do so. Jerseys are for players. And football jerseys look ridiculous without shoulder pads (unless they're the tight-fitting jerseys made for women - I like those).

Indeed. When one sits with the proles at a sporting event, more sophisticated attire is required:

taxwonk · 10-01-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

do you know one main reason statutory rape laws still exist? it's for situations where it's an actual rape. "she dressed like a whore, and got in the hot tub?" "and how old was she when she dresed like a whore and got in the hot tub?" "ummmm..." none of that is a defense. she was 13? you are guilty.

i don't see anyone raising a question about whether he'd have been found innocent or guilty back then- he admits guilt- and all of the crap that might have been thrown at the girl ina trial in the 1970s would have been thrown at her in a Rape. trial. in. the 70s. it was a crime then, or there wouldn't have been that whole trial thing to worry about, right?

Statutory rape laws still exist because minors are not competent to consent, and non-minors have a duty to inquire.

Icky Thump · 10-01-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Packers fans have been overwhelmingly nice to me when I've worn Giants gear into their stadium. Even though the Giants won both games. Far nicer than San Diego or Seattle fans. We'll be at the Packers-Lions game in a couple of weeks and I'm really hoping that the Pack win because I'm very close to being banned from Lambeau by Mr. Man's family.

Packer fans are an exceptional bunch. My team, however: not so much.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-01-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

You don't find Comiskey to be a minefield of drunken trouble?

Although at Sox/Cubs gamse, it's almost always the visting fans that are most likely to be trouble--at one game on the southside, the only obnoxiousness* was from Cubs fans.

*Apart from numerous Sox fans with offensive shirts--but I put that down to their limited grasp of written english.

Not even close. But I usually have really really good seats at Comiskey.*

I tailgated south of McCormick before the Steelers game two weeks ago. Walking from there to Soldier Field made me realize that very few Bears fans actually live in the city. Just an angry group of people who had no problems smashing their bottles of beer on the ground after finishing them.**

*I sound like e/o now. Even when I don't have good seats, I find Bears fans to be exponentially worse than Sox fans. But maybe that's b/c I'm a Sox fan (although I'm fully aware of the general white-t-ness of it all).

**ETA another Coming to America reference!

"Fascinating! Semmi, look at this! America is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, one can throw glass on the streets!"

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-01-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I think this is a great tradition and will start doing so myself. I happened to note your LS has the same colors as my undergrad school. Would you mind mailing a pair so I can get started? Foot ball season starts soon, so time is of the essence.

Do you think you know more or less about football than Prince Akeem in Coming to America?

Prince Akeem: Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?
Cleo McDowell: No, I didn't.
Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.
Cleo McDowell: Son.
Prince Akeem: Yes?
Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
Prince Akeem: Yes.

Hank Chinaski · 10-01-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

Statutory rape laws still exist because minors are not competent to consent, and non-minors have a duty to inquire.

ummm, a majority of my son's graduating class are potentially felons, and yet no one was prosecuted. can you break that down for me?

Cletus Miller · 10-01-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Not even close. But I usually have really really good seats at Comiskey.*

I tailgated south of McCormick before the Steelers game two weeks ago. Walking from there to Soldier Field made me realize that very few Bears fans actually live in the city. Just an angry group of people who had no problems smashing their bottles of beer on the ground after finishing them.

*I sound like e/o now. Even when I don't have good seats, I find Bears fans to be exponentially worse than Sox fans. But maybe that's b/c I'm a Sox fan (although I'm fully aware of the general white-t-ness of it all).

Oh, Bears fans are generally worse, but I don't hear about anyone around Chicago except thugs at Sox games (won't call them fans) beating up fathers who ask nicely for less profanity around the kids.

Of course, at Soldier Field the fathers encourage the kids to join in the profanity and beating up anyone who disagrees with them.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-01-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

ummm, a majority of my son's graduating class are potentially felons, and yet no one was prosecuted. can you break that down for me?

I was statutorily raped by a senior cheerleader. Or I would have been if someone wouldn't have walked in when I had my dick out.

taxwonk · 10-01-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

ummm, a majority of my son's graduating class are potentially felons, and yet no one was prosecuted. can you break that down for me?

Nobody's dad got pissed enough to push the point. I didn't think I really had to state that these statutes are among the class of laws that are very selectively enforced.

Fugee · 10-01-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Interesting. My sources tell me that in Green Bay the worst, by a large margin, are the Vikings fans.

I'm guessing the flipside is true at Vikings games.