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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think I've had just about enough of it. Can we stop here?
Help me Bilmore. You're my only hope.
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Progress is the root of all evil.
Progress is the cause of it all.
Our living standard’s now so good, I had to change my neighborhood.
Where is Levitown?
Billionaires are getting old fashioned, labor is the new fangled craze.
These lousy basic minimums are getting so high,
The workers in the plant are living better than I,
My lawyers all advise me that it’s cheaper to die!
Bring back the good old days.
Progress is the root of all evil, Wall Street is the worst of the lot.
How can you break the market now?
The SEC will not allow - one little panic.
Money nowadays is no problem, not with all these new giveaways.
I went to see a television quiz show today,
I thought at least I’d wind up with a Caddy Coupe’
But dammit if they didn’t try to give me away!
Bring back the good old days.
Progress is the root of all evil, progress is the cause of it all.
The world has now progressed so far,
we don’t know where the hell we are – ask Harry Truman.
Gone are all the lovely Strauss waltzes, Rock ‘N Roll’s becoming the craze.
The modern generation’s taste is really complex.
The very thing we used to love it quickly rejects.
Whoever thought that outer space would overtake sex?
Bring back the good old days.
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