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Old 06-24-2009, 02:14 PM   #526
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Can't East Just One

Anyone we know?

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Woman pleads no contest to chips-for-sex

Associated Press - June 24, 2009 11:05 AM ET

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) - A woman has been fined $1,142 after pleading no contest to prostitution charges after she was accused of accepting a box of chips for sex.

Police say they arrested 36-year-old Lahoma Sue Smith in southeast Oklahoma City after finding her in her car with a man who told officers he knew he could find a prostitute in the area.

Smith told officers the man said he didn't have any money so she agreed to accept a $30 case of chips as payment.

The man was not charged and his name hasn't been released.
http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=10587170
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:19 PM   #527
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I don't get that one. He was amazing in the playoffs, but that required giving him the ball and having 4 guys watch him shoot- Hell, we could just keep AI.

I'd rather we get Artest. there are actually a few good bigger guys around.
BG is generally amazing when he tries. Which seems to be about every third game--except in the playoffs. But he plays *no* defense, ever. Don't know what the point of putting him on a team with Rondo and Allen would be, unless it's part of dumping salary for the '10 FAs--Rip's signed thru '12, and Stuckey and Tayshaun thru '11, while Ray and Rondo are both FAs next year.
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:58 PM   #528
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I don't like this trade.

If you have a carton of chips, you could masturbate then eat a bag, every day for like almost a month.

you make the trade, and you go hungry.
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:14 PM   #529
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I'm all that and a carton of chips.
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Old 06-24-2009, 04:13 PM   #530
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I know nothing about soccer but...

...what the hell is going on right now?

(That's all I'll write since there are so many soccer freaks on this board.)

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eta: And here's some insight on why Rondo is being shopped:

'POSTED: June 24 -- 12:43 p.m. ET

Chris Broussard: Rajon Rondo is definitely on the market. I'm told he's very hard for Doc Rivers to coach, and that although Rondo gets along OK with his teammates, he's far from a great teammate. The fear in Boston is that if Rondo is this difficult to handle on a rookie-scale salary, he'll be a monster once he earns big money.

One GM told me, "They won a championship with this guy, and he's coming off a tremendous playoff performance ... and they're looking to trade him. That tells you how bad things are."'

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Old 06-24-2009, 04:24 PM   #531
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I don't like this trade.
Never mind!!

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Old 06-24-2009, 07:06 PM   #532
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It's the thought that counts?

so I just watched Gran Torino, and I drove a 72 GT through HS, but not the Sport.

Prologue to this note- there is a scene where Eastwood sits on his porch and watches as his elderly neighbor drops her groceries on the sidewalk. First a few teen gang guys walk by and mock her, then the kid he will bond with walks up and helps her. You can tell Clint approves of the helping.

Yesterday:

i drop my son at the airport- and that screws up my running times. I can't get out early, and so I go running at 4 in 92 degrees and muggy. I finish 5, and am walking down my block cooling down.

A woman pulls her minivan into a driveway in front of me, hits her liftgate button, and groceries fall to the driveway. A platter of cut vegetables scatter across the pavement.

She gets out, with a 7 y.o. kid. She starts picking up stuff, and I say "let me help," and start on the far flung cukes and tomatoes, for some reason they travelled farther than the brocolli.

She says, "oh, don't worry, I'm fine." and I realize that helping people has become suspect, so I tell her, "I just saw Gran Torino, so I have to help." But I don't think she'd seen it.

By that point I've a handful of tomatoes and cukes, and I realize that I am dripping sweat all over them, so I toss those in her bowl, and say good bye.

In retrospect, I'm not sure she saw my contribution as helpful.
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Old 06-24-2009, 10:23 PM   #533
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

USA! USA!

Suck it, Giuseppe Rossi!

eta: WTF is with all of the red cards?
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Old 06-25-2009, 06:21 AM   #534
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Re: I know nothing about soccer but...

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...what the hell is going on right now?

(That's all I'll write since there are so many soccer freaks on this board.)

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eta: And here's some insight on why Rondo is being shopped:

'POSTED: June 24 -- 12:43 p.m. ET

Chris Broussard: Rajon Rondo is definitely on the market. I'm told he's very hard for Doc Rivers to coach, and that although Rondo gets along OK with his teammates, he's far from a great teammate. The fear in Boston is that if Rondo is this difficult to handle on a rookie-scale salary, he'll be a monster once he earns big money.

One GM told me, "They won a championship with this guy, and he's coming off a tremendous playoff performance ... and they're looking to trade him. That tells you how bad things are."'
The year when Beckham first came into the league I bought a package of 4 NY Red Bull games to get the Galaxy game. Jozy Altidore, NY forward that year was a conspicuous talent, even scoring twice against the Galaxy.

Of course, soon after -- swoop -- off to Europe.
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Old 06-25-2009, 06:22 AM   #535
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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USA! USA!

Suck it, Giuseppe Rossi!

eta: WTF is with all of the red cards?
They beat the fucking snot out of Spain.
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Old 06-25-2009, 08:46 AM   #536
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Shaq and LeBron on the same team? what's the over/under for total foul shots and resulting length of game?

I predict 4 hour games, but at least the fat man will get his rest while LB is at the line.
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:19 AM   #537
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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USA! USA!

Suck it, Giuseppe Rossi!

eta: WTF is with all of the red cards?
Did you make it to 11pm without seeing this result?
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:31 AM   #538
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Did you make it to 11pm without seeing this result?
I had low expectations, so I didn't work very hard to avoid the result. I thought Sunday's outcome was enough for a while.
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:46 AM   #539
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Nordstrom's sale is this week, and I feel I should restock my wardrobe, but I lack all inspiration.
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A little something for the fringe

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