This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by dtb

It took me a few reads to understand what I think you are saying here. At first, I didn't know what you meant by "spluged" but my hank-to-English translation program believes that you mean "splooged" (that's how they spell it in the OED).

So, are you saying that in the last movie your ex-aunt acted in, her character in that movie was favored with a sample of the semen of the character that was playing her son in said movie? Can we assume that the semenlike substance was merely a prop and not the real thing?

Thanks for sharing, Hank!

And here I thought he meant "spluged" as in the Nickelodeon-bucket-of-green-slime sense, and that he was trying to tell us that his famous ex-family members were actually part of wacky, somewhat over-the-top family programming.

This wide room for varying interpretations may underlie many of Hank's frustrations about how noone understands what the fuck he really is trying to say, but OTOH I suppose he can take solace in the many possible readings of his work for which the true artiste strives.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

And here I thought he meant "spluged" as in the Nickelodeon-bucket-of-green-slime sense, and that he was trying to tell us that his famous ex-family members were actually part of wacky, somewhat over-the-top family programming.

Ahhhhh. A textual interpretation I had not considered! Will we ever know the true meaning?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by dtb

Can we assume that the semenlike substance was merely a prop and not the real thing?

Great prop to have when you're banging an ugly girl doggy style and can't quite finish. Just fake the "O" sounds and throw the splooge prop on her back and go to sleep.

C'mon, who hasn't done this?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by dtb

Ahhhhh. A textual interpretation I had not considered! Will we ever know the true meaning?

I just checked the urban dictionary (come on, dtb, Hank and the OED?), and they posit that "spluge" is the verb and "splooge" the noun.

Hank seems to know whereof he speaks in this circumstance.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I just checked the urban dictionary (come on, dtb, Hank and the OED?), and they posit that "spluge" is the verb and "splooge" the noun.

I'd never heard the term "sharted" before until I read textsfromlastnight.com.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I just checked the urban dictionary (come on, dtb, Hank and the OED?), and they posit that "spluge" is the verb and "splooge" the noun.

Hank seems to know whereof he speaks in this circumstance.

thank you. and conf to dtb:

no dtb, it wasn't an XXX, and your analysis was too cruel for an ex #1 friend, and the splooge was some hollywood recipe- it was a movie most of have seen, or at least you've seen one of the series, and, even if I wasn't right, a "hank spells poorly" post is beneath you. or i should say, it was beneath the 2005 dtb.


edit: harummpf. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spluge

[Fugee]

You may have all thought he was in mourning for Michael Jackson, but he's had other things on his mind.

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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

And here I thought he meant "spluged" as in the Nickelodeon-bucket-of-green-slime sense, and that he was trying to tell us that his famous ex-family members were actually part of wacky, somewhat over-the-top family programming.

This wide room for varying interpretations may underlie many of Hank's frustrations about how noone understands what the fuck he really is trying to say, but OTOH I suppose he can take solace in the many possible readings of his work for which the true artiste strives.

translation: although Hank has proven me ignorant a few dozen times, I keep trying to insult him, or maybe I'm ignorant, or forgetful? Can any of you help me to have a more intelligent persona?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

thank you. and conf to dtb:

no dtb, it wasn't an XXX, and your analysis was too cruel for an ex #1 friend, and the splooge was some hollywood recipe- it was a movie most of have seen, or at least you've seen one of the series, and, even if I wasn't right, a "hank spells poorly" post is beneath you. or i should say, it was beneath the 2005 dtb.


edit: harummpf. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spluge

I'm here for you whenever you want a back-handed compliment.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

thank you. and conf to dtb:

no dtb, it wasn't an XXX, and your analysis was too cruel for an ex #1 friend, and the splooge was some hollywood recipe- it was a movie most of have seen, or at least you've seen one of the series, and, even if I wasn't right, a "hank spells poorly" post is beneath you. or i should say, it was beneath the 2005 dtb.


edit: harummpf. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spluge

Oh, no, dear Hankie. It wasn't the spelling "error" -- who knows with these kinds of words? It was genuine befuddlement as to what you were trying to convey. But isn't the fact that I understood you despite your possibly opaque sentence formation proof that our #1 status is destiny?

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

translation: although Hank has proven me ignorant a few dozen times, I keep trying to insult him, or maybe I'm ignorant, or forgetful? Can any of you help me to have a more intelligent persona?

dtb, scratch that. I'm guessing Hank's not a fan of Nick programming.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by dtb

Oh, no, dear Hankie. It wasn't the spelling "error" -- who knows with these kinds of words? It was genuine befuddlement as to what you were trying to convey. But isn't the fact that I understood you despite your possibly opaque sentence formation proof that our #1 status is destiny?

You need to learn "teenage boy".

Really, you do.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by dtb

It took me a few reads to understand what I think you are saying here. At first, I didn't know what you meant by "spluged" but my hank-to-English translation program believes that you mean "splooged" (that's how they spell it in the OED).

So, are you saying that in the last movie your ex-aunt acted in, her character in that movie was favored with a sample of the semen of the character that was playing her son in said movie? Can we assume that the semenlike substance was merely a prop and not the real thing?

Thanks for sharing, Hank!

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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by dtb

Oh, no, dear Hankie. It wasn't the spelling "error" -- who knows with these kinds of words? It was genuine befuddlement as to what you were trying to convey. But isn't the fact that I understood you despite your possibly opaque sentence formation proof that our #1 status is destiny?

your boys are what, 7? 8? hint: in 6 years, when you check their underwear, it'll be crusty.

but of course I value your friendship, and ability to understand me. Today, at a smart Viennese Cafe, I had an argument about Jung and his theory of death and life, and I am not sure the Professori to whom I was trying to explain ever fully grasped the essence of my poitn.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

your boys are what, 7? 8? hint: in 6 years, when you check their underwear, it'll be crusty.

but of course I value your friendship, and ability to understand me. Today, at a smart Viennese Cafe, I had an argument about Jung and his theory of death and life, and I am not sure the Professori to whom I was trying to explain ever fully grasped the essence of my poitn.

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