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07-10-2009, 12:09 PM
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#916
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Re: So
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Originally Posted by Adder
climb the towering mountain thingie that is Gwinky.
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No wonder you never get laid. Smooth talker, hunh.
Last edited by Fugee; 07-10-2009 at 12:56 PM..
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07-10-2009, 12:12 PM
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#917
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: So
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Originally Posted by Fugee
No wonder you never get laid.
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He should try hiking the Appalachian Trail.
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07-10-2009, 01:02 PM
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#918
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Re: So
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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter
He should try hiking the Appalachian Trail.
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The Appalachian Trail is where you go to find your soulmate. I think Adder is looking for something a little more casual. Somewhere between soulmate and airport restroom hookup. That's just the vibe I get, though. |
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07-10-2009, 01:02 PM
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#919
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Re: So
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My old crush has a very ugly new girlfriend. I mean, she is just not hot at all. It puzzles me. I guess he is not what Patti Stanger would term a "superficialist". I think I am one of those.
She appears to be no older than 20 though. Maybe that is the draw.
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Sorry babe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YImKA...eature=related
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07-10-2009, 01:18 PM
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#920
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Re: So
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint
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Yeah. I mean, she even has ugly eyebrows. How can I compete with that?
I should note that I have an awesome boyfriend and am very happy with all the sex and the relationship and do not want this guy back. But still.
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07-10-2009, 02:17 PM
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#921
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Re: So
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yeah. I mean, she even has ugly eyebrows. How can I compete with that?
I should note that I have an awesome boyfriend and am very happy with all the sex and the relationship and do not want this guy back. But still.
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Ugly eyebrows are easy to come by
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07-11-2009, 01:26 PM
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#922
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
Philadelphia swim club president, take two: " Many of them couldn't swim."
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07-11-2009, 03:01 PM
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#923
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
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were they texting maybe?
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.ph...u=YSqIQ&ref=nf
- Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting
Alexa Longueira Suffers Deep Cuts, Bruises After Landing In Raw Sewage, Blames DEP For Leaving Hole Unattended
It was an accident waiting to happen -- an open sewer and a 15-year-old girl who was texting while she walked.
Alexa Longueira, a high school sophomore, was walking along Victory Boulevard near Travis Avenue on Staten Island Wednesday evening when she felt the earth move and was plunged into smelly darkness.
She said the manhole she fell in to was left open and unattended with no warning signs or orange cones. She said two workers with the New York City Department of Environmental Protection failed to secure the area as they prepared to flush the sewer.
"It was just really gross and it was shocking and scary," she said. "Because of their careless mistake I got hurt."
"Regardless of whether I'm texting or not if there was a cone there I'm gong to see a big orange cone," she said. "I walk that sidewalk every day, I don't expect a big hole there."
Longueira said she was helped out of the five-foot deep sewer by an apologetic DEP worker.
She went to the hospital and the city opened an investigation, issuing the following statement:
"We regret that this happened and wish the young woman a speedy recovery."
The Longueira family wants more than get well wishes. They may sue. Alexa's mother, Kim, said: "It could have been an elderly person, a mother pushing a stroller. It could have been anyone."
Alexa lost one of her sneakers in the sewer. She does not want it back.
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07-11-2009, 03:38 PM
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#924
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
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There's a "whitewater" joke in here somewhere but I'm way too hungover to find it.
Note: Do not eat chicken parm before bed. This increases the dyspeptic hangover effect of a handful of gin and tonics, Grand Marniers and the "Belgian beer sampler" threefold.
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07-12-2009, 09:33 AM
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#925
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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whatever works
I wish someone had asked Michael Jordan to visit Woody Allen and explain the benefit of retiring before the skill all goes away, before one is clearly not able to compete anymore, I wish that had happened a year ago.
wiki says that the high school girl in Manhattan was based upon a real 17 year old he banged on the set of Annie Hall- nwtf?
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07-12-2009, 01:36 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: whatever works
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I wish someone had asked Michael Jordan to visit Woody Allen and explain the benefit of retiring before the skill all goes away, before one is clearly not able to compete anymore, I wish that had happened a year ago.
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At this point the only people seeing Woody's movies are the ones who think they're supposed to see all of them. No one who saw the trailer could possibly have thought to themselves, "Hey, that looks like it's funny." |
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07-12-2009, 02:55 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Re: whatever works
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
At this point the only people seeing Woody's movies are the ones who think they're supposed to see all of them. No one who saw the trailer could possibly have thought to themselves, "Hey, that looks like it's funny."
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Translation: i have no jewish friends.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-12-2009, 07:47 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Re: whatever works
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation: i have no jewish friends.
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To.Tal.Burn. |
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07-12-2009, 08:48 PM
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#929
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,570
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Re: whatever works
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation: i have no jewish friends.
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Translation: i have no jewish nebish friends
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07-12-2009, 08:49 PM
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#930
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Re: whatever works
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation: i have no jewish friends.
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A life without Jewesses? Poor Atticus. |
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