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#7 Jack
Diet Coke-Addled Slob Enters the Contest
By Jack Manfred
sung by Paigow to the tune of Madonna's "Lucky Star"
You must be my FB Crush
'Cause I think of you and the voices hush
I just think of you and I start to glow
Like I'm about to eat
A grande buritto
Chorus:
Starlight, starbright, first post I see tonight
Starlight, [starbright] did I fuck Slave last night?
Starlight, starbright, that sock is Penske's right?
Starlight, [starbright] oooh yeah
You must be my FB Crush
'Cause you make me want to flame JRUSS
when the Board gets too ick-ey
You remind em that it's all about me
(chorus)
Come on, wax your met-er-o body tonight
'Cause my Rabbit's dead, can't TCB right
You may be my FB Crush
But I'm one with the trimmed bush
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