Election 2010: Teabaggin' the Ds & Rs

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by ironweed

He wasn't doing a good job. Instead of letting the right whine about how this and that was "shoved down their throats," when what they actually got was a spoon-feeding of sugared oatmeal, Harry and the rest of the shitebag Dem majority should have done some actual ramming.

Any reach around?

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by ironweed

He wasn't doing a good job. Instead of letting the right whine about how this and that was "shoved down their throats," when what they actually got was a spoon-feeding of sugared oatmeal, Harry and the rest of the shitebag Dem majority should have done some actual ramming.

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

Any reach around?

Haha. Making jokes about all the closeted Republicans. Yeah, Harry should have given them what they *really* wanted!

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

Haha. Making jokes about all the closeted Republicans. Yeah, Harry should have given them what they *really* wanted!

Although he looks like a candidate for impotence....maybe he could've enlisted Nancy as his proxy.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

Although he looks like a candidate for impotence....maybe he could've enlisted Nancy as his proxy.

Do you not realize the extent of (a) Congressional health benefits and (b) pharma's lobbying efforts? Harry probably gets 500mg Viagra.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by cletus miller

do you not realize the extent of (a) congressional health benefits and (b) pharma's lobbying efforts? Harry probably gets 500mg viagra.

g.o.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

Although he looks like a candidate for impotence....maybe he could've enlisted Nancy as his proxy.

Between the images he draws of Hillary and (more recently) Nancy, I think we get some insight into Penske's psycho-sexual development.

S_A_M

Originally Posted by Secret_Agent_Man

Between the images he draws of Hillary and (more recently) Nancy, I think we get some insight into Penske's psycho-sexual development.

S_A_M

That kind of insight I can do without, like how characters in an H.P. Lovecraft story really shouldn't go snooping around down by the docks at night.

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by ironweed

That kind of insight I can do without, like how characters in an H.P. Lovecraft story really shouldn't go snooping around down by the docks at night.

Ezra Weeden was present at the finding; and remembering the baying of the night before, set out along Weybosset Street and across Muddy Dock Bridge whence the sound had come. He had a curious expectancy, and was not surprised when, reaching the edge of the settled district when the street merged into Pawtuxet Road, he came across some curious tracks in the snow. The naked giant had been pursued by dogs and many booted men, and the returning tracks of the hounds and their masters could be easily traced, together with scraps of paper depicting Pelosi in stages of undress.

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Ezra Weeden was present at the finding; and remembering the baying of the night before, set out along Weybosset Street and across Muddy Dock Bridge whence the sound had come. He had a curious expectancy, and was not surprised when, reaching the edge of the settled district when the street merged into Pawtuxet Road, he came across some curious tracks in the snow. The naked giant had been pursued by dogs and many booted men, and the returning tracks of the hounds and their masters could be easily traced, together with scraps of paper depicting Pelosi in stages of undress.

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Originally Posted by Gattigap

Ezra Weeden was present at the finding; and remembering the baying of the night before, set out along Weybosset Street and across Muddy Dock Bridge whence the sound had come. He had a curious expectancy, and was not surprised when, reaching the edge of the settled district when the street merged into Pawtuxet Road, he came across some curious tracks in the snow. The naked giant had been pursued by dogs and many booted men, and the returning tracks of the hounds and their masters could be easily traced, together with scraps of paper depicting Pelosi in stages of undress.

I don't usually reply to the same Lovecraft parody post twice, but this was so good I have to make an exception.

The reason this piece gets four gibbous moons rather than five is the lack of use of mandatory HPL terms including "hideous," "tentacled," "engorged," "pulsating" and other vaguely anachronistic adjectives that would have served double duty in a discussion of Penske's atavistic sexuality. I say this because I can see your potential.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by ironweed

That kind of insight I can do without, like how characters in an H.P. Lovecraft story really shouldn't go snooping around down by the docks at night.

You've met me. You know I'm ill.

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

Any reach around?

I suppose that would have depended on the wideness of the Republican stance.

Confidential to Cletus: you got there first but did not pre-empt the field.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Confidential to Cletus: you got there first but did not pre-empt the field.

Confidential to 'weed: wanted to make the joke w/o violating the ncs rule.