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11-28-2012, 11:07 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
And yet he needs a fleshlight? Maybe you should ignore that request and get him a book about sex addiction or something.
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Yes, I know this is Wonking par excellence, but will someone just say what the stupid thing is so I am not required to surf to some pervy website? |
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11-28-2012, 11:13 PM
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#182
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Hank's new thread
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But Bloomberg's huge soda ban, I'm all for. If you need 64 ounces of soda, buy multiple sodas.
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In other words, if you need that eight-pack, you could really use an eight-pack.
(Or is soda sold in 12-ounce cans? Meh - you know what I mean.) |
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11-28-2012, 11:17 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It is dedicated to Herman Melville. You can find it by googling whale penis.
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Pittsfield's most famous son! (Pittsfield has to be the most aptly named city in America, n'est-ce pas?) |
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11-28-2012, 11:24 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't know. Hard to beat a clothesline foul. I'd have to give it to Hank.
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The old sleeve-against-the-windpipe can really smart.
In other news... WTF, my online bridge supplier seems to be having technical difficulties. What's the equivalent of methadone for online-bridge withdrawal? |
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11-28-2012, 11:39 PM
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Moderator
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Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
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Originally Posted by dtb
Yes, I know this is Wonking par excellence, but will someone just say what the stupid thing is so I am not required to surf to some pervy website?
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Is it really that hard to go straight to wikipedia?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
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11-28-2012, 11:41 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
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Why, yes. Yes it is.
Thank you, Judge Mmmmmmmmmm. |
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11-28-2012, 11:52 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
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Originally Posted by dtb
Yes, I know this is Wonking par excellence, but will someone just say what the stupid thing is so I am not required to surf to some pervy website?
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You come here and yet protest pervy websites? We're slipping (again). |
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11-29-2012, 01:48 AM
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Flaired.
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Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
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Originally Posted by dtb
The old sleeve-against-the-windpipe can really smart.
In other news... WTF, my online bridge supplier seems to be having technical difficulties. What's the equivalent of methadone for online-bridge withdrawal?
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Online bridge? This is new to me. Why is it so addictive?
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11-29-2012, 08:56 AM
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Wearing the cranky pants
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Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
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Online bridge? This is new to me. Why is it so addictive?
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As a player, it is hard to find 3 real live local others under the age of 75. Fucking kids and their newfangled radios.
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11-29-2012, 10:23 AM
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Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
and the first 2 seasons of Sopranos are perfect, genius, sublime. Better than The Wire or anything.
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Wrong.
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11-29-2012, 11:01 AM
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Drive-in sex booths to be built in Zurich to 'help make prostitution safer
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11-29-2012, 11:47 AM
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Re: Top 20
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Pittsfield's most famous son! (Pittsfield has to be the most aptly named city in America, n'est-ce pas?)
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Pittsfield had a truly great diner for a long time, though, the Salt-n-Pepper. In my mind the best diner in Western Mass. in its day, better than the legendary but college-fied Miss Flo's.
Alas, no more. Still, who does not dream of the Piazza looking out toward the mountain? Yes, Pittsfield is a strange combination of New Jersey style strip development and pitty New England Mill Town, but there are some gems in those coals.
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11-29-2012, 11:54 AM
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Re: Hank's new thread
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Originally Posted by dtb
In other words, if you need that eight-pack, you could really use an eight-pack.
(Or is soda sold in 12-ounce cans? Meh - you know what I mean.)
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Anyone buying non-diet soda in a 64 oz tub should be given a complimentary pack of cigarettes and crate of Slim Jims with it. They'll be leaving this mortal coil soon enough, and we should do everything in our power to hasten the exit.
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11-29-2012, 01:25 PM
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It's all about me.
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Re: Hank's new thread
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Anyone buying non-diet soda in a 64 oz tub should be given a complimentary pack of cigarettes and crate of Slim Jims with it. They'll be leaving this mortal coil soon enough, and we should do everything in our power to hasten the exit.
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You know, of all the unhealthy things I've given up in my life, the one I really miss is cigarettes. I mean, really really miss.
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11-29-2012, 03:00 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Hank's new thread
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
You know, of all the unhealthy things I've given up in my life, the one I really miss is cigarettes. I mean, really really miss.
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My newest healthy thing is 5 days a week I do a 6 minute ab tape. 30 minutes a week and I have a 6 pack. It isn't visable, because there's 10 pounds of fat in front of it, but it feels very impressive.
I saw a thing about GPS running watches and there are some now for around $50. The Garmin's are still hundreds. Do you know if we'd lose anything with the cheaper ones?
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