My God, you are an idiot.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

Hadn't heard about any drunk driving. That's a requirement of a Kennedy man, right?

Anyone use the breathalyzer after his last accident? Was that the motorcycle one, or has there been another since?

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Anyone use the breathalyzer after his last accident? Was that the motorcycle one, or has there been another since?

Isn't the test one of DUI charges, claim of OTC/Script drug use, or death of a passenger? No wonder she dumped him; not a real Kennedy even after 25 years.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

Isn't the test one of DUI charges, claim of OTC/Script drug use, or death of a passenger? No wonder she dumped him; not a real Kennedy even after 25 years.

Think betty ford will take him based on sex addiction?

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Think betty ford will take him based on sex addiction?

Of course, because he can cut a check. We know he won't go to whatever place Tiger went, b/c that didn't work out at all well.

[LessinSF]

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Well, let's not have any crazy talk. I think he's good at coming up with wacky-shit ideas, about a third of which sound interesting and the rest are unconnected to the way things happen on boring-ol' planet Earth. But I don't think that = "smart enough".



I think this was once true, but a week from now we'll be examining his entrails as they're picked from the teeth of Hannity, George Will and Santorum. Thou Shalt Not Criticize the Ryan Plan, Motherfucker.

I do think Newt is very smart. Whackadoo, but smart, in the egghead sense.

On the second part, you are probably right. I was hoping for a moment that Newt's smarts could be used for Good instead of Evil, but that was the drugs talking.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

No way. really?


WHo was the cute blonde in the article Adder linked yesterday?

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I do think Newt is very smart. Whackadoo, but smart, in the egghead sense.

On the second part, you are probably right. I was hoping for a moment that Newt's smarts could be used for Good instead of Evil, but that was the drugs talking.

If anything might have stirred the slightest feeling that Newt was deserving of another look and a real attempt to suss out exactly what he's been saying lately, it would have been Charles Krauthammer* calling him a straight-up DEAD MAN for daring to talk off the points. But that didn't quite do it either. I just cannot care about the Newt anymore.**

Maybe I am still in mourning for the Trump run that never was. I was so sure he'd tough it out, too.

*"Hammer Of The Germans" in old Norse.

**Except for the one from Aliens, who will always have a place in my heart.

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by ironweed

If anything might have stirred the slightest feeling that Newt was deserving of another look and a real attempt to suss out exactly what he's been saying lately, it would have been Charles Krauthammer* calling him a straight-up DEAD MAN for daring to talk off the points. But that didn't quite do it either. I just cannot care about the Newt anymore.**

Maybe I am still in mourning for the Trump run that never was. I was so sure he'd tough it out, too.

*"Hammer Of The Germans" in old Norse.

**Except for the one from Aliens, who will always have a place in my heart.

Oh, get off your fainting couch.

Next week Newt will incorporate the Imported Spirits Duty Free Bill into his omnibus alternative healthcare/energy independence/man-animal hybrid subsidy proposal, and you'll be breaking out the old NEWT FOR PRES yard signs again.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

What did they use those toys for?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

No way. really?


WHo was the cute blonde in the article Adder linked yesterday?

Probably another baby mama.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

No way. really?


WHo was the cute blonde in the article Adder linked yesterday?

Different Ahhhhnold lover and mother of different purported love child.

At least Tiger apparently knew how to use birth control (or make sure his women did).

[Gattigap]

Clever.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Only surprised it was a household staffer and not an office staffer.

Given the Kennedy family history, I'm surprised Maria didn't make sure all the female household staff was old, ugly, fat and/or lesbian to avoid just this scenario.

Doesn't seem to have worked.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Thou Shalt Not Criticize the Ryan Plan, Motherfucker.

Criticizing the Ryan Plan makes John Boehner cry.