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08-26-2009, 02:13 AM
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by tmdiva
[joke for Ollie]Another Oregon microbrew? Cool.[/joke for Ollie]
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I weep for the joys of local living that you miss out on.
On another note, there's nothing wrong with blowing a night without the family by drinking a bit too much, making a bad-ass grilled cheese sandwich, and watching The Last Waltz for the 34th time. No disrespect to strippers and porn. Not Bob, you got my back?
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08-26-2009, 09:01 AM
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#1907
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Re: I'm not worthy
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Dude, feel sorry for me instead. I do not remember ever having the sex. I remember--kind of--what it feels like, and I have had texting and an actual conversation with guys I have had the sex with, but I don't remember any of the sex. And to me, the conversation I had with the one guy was like meeting him for the first time. Oh the humanity.
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We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-26-2009, 09:15 AM
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#1908
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Henry Miller would be proud...
Texts from last night:
(905): just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-26-2009, 09:35 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Caption?
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
Punish him by withholding his lunchboxes and Playboys for a week. (Or am I confusing you with someone else?)
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You are confusing me with somebody else, and I'm VERY offended.
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A lifetime of questionable choices has given me douche-ray vision.
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08-26-2009, 10:01 AM
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#1910
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Re: I'm not worthy
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Dude, feel sorry for me instead. I do not remember ever having the sex. I remember--kind of--what it feels like, and I have had texting and an actual conversation with guys I have had the sex with, but I don't remember any of the sex. And to me, the conversation I had with the one guy was like meeting him for the first time. Oh the humanity.
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Maybe it just wasn't that memorable and is better forgotten. I'd go with that. |
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08-26-2009, 10:13 AM
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#1911
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: I'm not worthy
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Originally Posted by dtb
Maybe it just wasn't that memorable and is better forgotten. I'd go with that.
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And it is never to late to start making new memories... |
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08-26-2009, 10:21 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: I'm not worthy
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Originally Posted by dtb
Maybe it just wasn't that memorable and is better forgotten. I'd go with that.
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It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
Dolly Parton
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-26-2009, 10:34 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Caption?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ugh, she's fat, though. Cute in the face, but fat.
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It's like the opposite of a butterface. But she's not fat. She's not taut, for sure, but fat is what fringey was on the internet before someone took that meme away from her.
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08-26-2009, 10:39 AM
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#1914
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
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Re: Caption?
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
The AS SEEN ON TV aisle is my favorite in Walgreens.
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Sweet, I'm going to get one of those pull up bars. I'm happy to hear that the pull up part works as advertised. I like pull ups as exercise and have been going to the climbing gym more often, so this will help between trips.
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Two men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong.
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08-26-2009, 10:44 AM
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Re: I'm not worthy
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Dude, feel sorry for me instead. I do not remember ever having the sex. I remember--kind of--what it feels like, and I have had texting and an actual conversation with guys I have had the sex with, but I don't remember any of the sex. And to me, the conversation I had with the one guy was like meeting him for the first time. Oh the humanity.
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This made me cry. Get well (and "back in the saddle") soon!
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08-26-2009, 10:46 AM
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Join Date: May 2009
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I weep for the joys of local living that you miss out on.
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I'm sobbing now. |
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08-26-2009, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by The One That Cries
I'm sobbing now.
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I have noted that you also appear to have a runny nose. Are you certain you are not merely afflicted with a bad case of allergies?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-26-2009, 11:55 AM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Re: Henry Miller would be proud...
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Texts from last night:
(905): just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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905 is a Canadian area code. The suburbs of Toronto, to be precise. It does not surprise me that men have bidets there. Or that guests would shit in them. |
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08-26-2009, 12:00 PM
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#1919
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Re: Caption?
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Originally Posted by John Phoenix
Sweet, I'm going to get one of those pull up bars. I'm happy to hear that the pull up part works as advertised. I like pull ups as exercise and have been going to the climbing gym more often, so this will help between trips.
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Maybe I will too. I did my first unassisted chin-up this summer and have been working steadily towards my first unassisted pull-up. This kind of bar would be helpful. |
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08-26-2009, 12:21 PM
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#1920
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: Henry Miller would be proud...
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
905 is a Canadian area code. The suburbs of Toronto, to be precise. It does not surprise me that men have bidets there. Or that guests would shit in them.
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I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.
Dolly Parton
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