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10-31-2008, 04:43 PM
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#1051
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
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Re: Help
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There's a superpoke function? Why did I not know about this?
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Aren't you dating him?
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10-31-2008, 05:28 PM
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#1052
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you spend more time here or on fark?
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10-31-2008, 05:37 PM
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#1053
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Help
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There's a superpoke function? Why did I not know about this?
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Because it took something that was already stupid and pointless and made it superstupid and superpointless.
Last edited by Atticus Grinch; 10-31-2008 at 05:43 PM..
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10-31-2008, 05:42 PM
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#1054
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dr. Bliss Kaneshiro of the School of Medicine at the University of Hawaii says, "These results were unexpected and we don't really know why this is the case."
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My theory: women who are heavier probably receive more hormonal triggers to be sexually active because the conditions for reproduction are favorable. Women who are thin because they are eating less (hi, Less!) and exerting themselves more are slightly less aroused because their bodies are not releasing the "all is well" signals for reproduction.
I mostly posted this to see if Hank's translation will be funny. |
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10-31-2008, 05:49 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,122
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
My theory: women who are heavier probably receive more hormonal triggers to be sexually active because the conditions for reproduction are favorable. Women who are thin because they are eating less (hi, Less!) and exerting themselves more are slightly less aroused because their bodies are not releasing the "all is well" signals for reproduction.
I mostly posted this to see if Hank's translation will be funny.
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It's almost 6:00 in Detroit. Hank's well into Halloween juice by now.
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10-31-2008, 10:53 PM
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#1056
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Oatmeal raising is the worst of the traditional cookie flavors. The order is as follows:
Peanut Butter
Chocolate chip
Sugar
Chocolate
Oatmeal
This is not open to interpretation. My apologies.
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what is a chocolate cookie? Those bready things? They are the worst. It's the anticipation of the chocolate without really getting the payoff.
Would you eat unfrosted chocolate cake?
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10-31-2008, 10:54 PM
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#1057
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Re: Help
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
You know you can see some people's pages without them being your friend? I think it's if they are in the same network as you or something.
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meaning schools or things like "friend of bacon?"
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11-01-2008, 12:14 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Help
The other night I saw a dog wearing what appeared to be a kid's jacket. I was amused but forgot about it until I saw this picture:
Is this some new doggie trend?
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11-01-2008, 03:17 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Re: Help
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
meaning schools or things like "friend of bacon?"
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Usually it's cities, but you can turn it off.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-01-2008, 08:59 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Re: Help
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's $100 worth of crap. Either drop by, hoping she's around or let it fucking go. This is ridiculous.
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I know you're right. It's just stuff. And it's not even really important stuff.
It just bugs me.
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11-01-2008, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
what is a chocolate cookie?
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11-01-2008, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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Looks like something from Howard Stern's craptacular:
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11-01-2008, 04:08 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
There is no such thin as a good peanut butter cookie. You are clearly muddle-headed from breathing all the New York air pollution.
I am sorry.
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White Chocolate Macadamia.
Everything else is shite.
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11-01-2008, 04:41 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Looks like something from Howard Stern's craptacular:
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who won? what amount?
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11-01-2008, 06:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,570
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Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
who won? what amount?
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High pitched eric (Left) crapped out 22 ounces to win.
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