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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
2. I watched exactly 5 minutes of it. Ridiculous. Almost as silly as that nine day Reagan funeral a few years ago.
But it does underscore the need to have a will in place, at any age. I want strict instructions specifying that anyone who dares eulogize me, or sing a stitch of any goddamned weepy shit at my funeral be taken to the parking lot and beaten with blackjacks. There'll be escrow monies placed aside to cover the costs of having thugs at the ready.
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I'm set. Pine coffin, bagpipes, lots of whisky for the guests. [I'd rather be put on a raft and set on fire and pushed to sea, but don't think one can get permits for that]
Anyone have funeral plans that are interesting (or would subject you to ridicule).
TM: "I've special ordered a canopied round coffin and will be lowered into the ground to 'Wind Beneath My Wings' sung by a boys choir."
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