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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Be cremated and baked into a cake. In order to inherit anything from your estate, all beneficiaries are required to eat a slice.
Still the best idea I've heard.
I'm tinkering with giving the whole thing to science. I'm an organ donor, so I figure it would save some poor doc a bunch of stitch-work he'd otherwise have to endure. Gut it and give what's left to some med students who'll take photos of it propped up in Groucho Marx glasses which will inevitably wind up on www.cadavers.com. |
Mr. Man's sisters are bone collectors. A few nights every month they are on call to drive around rural Wisconsin to collect organs from accident victims. Turns out blood vessels are the most common things they are sent to harvest. I don't know why that is the case. They have some great stories that they like to pull out at the dinner table. Anyway, don't worry about wasting doctors' time on that stuff if you die at the scene of an accident.
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